How to save the world... the Asian way

Explaination DEMANDED!

I'm back! And I'm not dead or did something stupid while I'm gone

The reason why I wasnt online is because Holy Week ._.

My mom wanted to hold a birthday party too and I have to help ._.

Then people have a nice way of ruining it (note sarcasm)

In short, I'm alive and walking

Is that enough explaining? No? Fine ._.