-opens Instagram-
-forgets password and has to reset it for the 10th time in a row-
-opens Instagram again-
-follows people-
-sees Slamacow's Instagram-
-follows-
-scrolls through the pictures-
Emergerd... I'm melting I'm melting I'm melting...
HE'S SO ADORABLEEEEEEE!
Mai gawd, he's the god of adorableness and cuteness :3
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
-fangirling-
My prediction is correct. He's so adorable and I'm melting
Must not look at his eyes
Must not look at his eyes
Must not look at his eyes
Screw that. I'm going to look at his eyes
-turns into an Asian tomato-
Okay. I learned my lesson the hard way
LESSON LEARNED: There's no way you're not going to melt if you look at his eyes
Words of Wisdumb: The only thing you can do if you spot the actual Slamacow is ask for a selfie with him. Afterwards, you can fan girl later and melt at the sight of his eyes xD
Another lesson learned: Twilia never looks directly at Slamacow because she melted xD
