Homosexuality

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Since I came from a family of Christians but my mom totally supports gay people. Well... that's one of the few good things about her but mostly she's a bitch. Thanks Dad

(Rant start)

Holy flying carabao...

HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES CAN RESULT TO SUSPENSION IN MY SCHOOL?!

WTF?!

Isn't my school supposed to be non-sectarian?!

What the absolute fuck is going on?!

And what is next?! A nun as my adviser?!

Holy fuck that is fucking scary

And nuns scare the hell out of me

-a wild nun appeared-

OH FUCK I NEED TO FUCKING RUN!

FASTER THAN USAIN MOTHERFUCKING BOLT!

-starts running-

WHILE I'M RUNNING, LET'S KEEP IT ON!

(Ranting while running) (Not really running in real life :P)

I have nothing against homosexuals or bisexuals even if I tease my friend for being gay

If I tease a friend as gay, it means "You're a happy person"

Now shut up

And Wilson is the manliest guy alive

(Not my boyfriend duh. He's my guy bff since 7th grade :D)

GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU ARE AGAINST GAY PEOPLE

AND WE HAD A GAY MAJORETTE ONCE

HE'S AWESOME

AND GO TO HELL IF YOU'RE AGAINST IT

(Note: While taking a break from shit ton of typing, I went to Instagram and nearly shrieked)

(There I go again. Ending up on Twitter, randomly stalking Simon because I'm bored. -insert a screaming Twilia here-)

(Back to ranting)

BUT DONT TELL ME YOU'RE AGAINST BISEXUALS TOO

If you are, its like telling me "I hate you Twilia!"

My goodness!

And I finally admit I'm a bisexual

But I have to hide it just like (name removed for privacy reasons) because you know :/

And if you are my schoolmate or ex-schoolmate reading this...

SURPRISE BITCHES AND BASTARDS

I'm a bi and proud of it

ITS OUT NOW

I will seriously stalk you and murder you if you say something like "Twilia is a bi?! Too bad she's so pretty! How come a pretty girl like her be a bi?!"

-rolls eyes and starts ripping notebooks-

THEN BE STRAIGHTER THAN A POLE FOR ALL I CARE! (No offense Infinity)

Let's get the facts straight

I'm a bisexual and is proud of it. But I have to hide it so my mother wont go on rampage and make her abandon me again

HAPPY?

NO?

GO BURN IN HELL

(If you are offended, I already warned you of my extremely offensive nature)

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