1. Don't
2. Stay the fuck away from my Tumblr
3. Goddamnit listen to me
4. Okay fine
5. if your aesthetic is two gaylords from Youtube, then you're welcome to my tumblr
6. PHIL WINKING HOLY SHIT REBLOG THIS REBLOG THIS MAMA MIA
7. Sorry
8. If you're in a fandom, *drags you to Tumblr* Come to the dark side we have chocolates
9. We promise porn is unintentional
10. SHANE STAY THE FUCK OFF MY TUMBLR YOU GAY NERD
[Note: Shane is hella straight trust me. As straight as the flag pole]
