(I found this on Twitter and cracked up a lot)
(Let me explain I was bored and randomly checking out Youtubers)
How to survive the hot weather:
1. Buy an ice cream
2. Wear a light colored shirt
3. Bring along sunglasses (I demand an explaination why on hair O.o)
4. But first, let me take a selfie
Really Simon?! REALLY?!
-starts cracking up-
But the ice cream looked better than you!
I bet its Magnum ;-; Dang that ice cream is too forking expensive (but my uncle is kind enough to spoil me by buying me one in more than one occasion. Rich uncles?!)
AND I SWEAR IF YOU TAKE A SELFIE WHILE EATING AN ICE CREAM, I WILL MURDER YOU!
-hits in the corner while lamenting about the rain-
ITS NOT EVEN RAINY SEASON YET! Fahking allergies ;-;
