Rant: AmazingPhil

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[NOT A HATE RANT I SWEAR! I am just pissed at something and is worried about the amount of rants and mini-rants I do]

So I just have a very average AmazingPhil marathon (that lasts up to 3am sometimes) then I see recommended videos

*flips a glass table*

PEOPLE OF YOUTUBE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! THAT YOU JUST UNDERAPPRECIATED SOMEONE SO CREATIVE, SO FUNNY AND SO AMAZING?! (No pun intended)

That AmazingPhil is more than danisnotomfire's bestfriend?!

That he was the reason where Dan is today?!

THAT HE MADE AMAZING TAGS AND WANTED TO MAKE IT INTO A SERIES BUT STUPID PEOPLE WONT CREDIT HIM AND THIS IS WHERE CREDIT CORPS STEP IN (Instagram thing. Dont ask)

CAN YOU NOT?!

And this is why underappreciated people are so dear to me

AND REMEMBER SETOSORCERER IS MORE THAN A KICKED OUT EX-TEAM CRAFTED MEMBER

Wait how is Seto related to Phil? Oh yeah right. Logic. Psh

*flips a really long narra table dont doubt me narra tables are expensive af and I'm still willing to destroy it*

Look. Listen to me

He works just as hard as anyone else. Harder maybe. He had a freaking Master's degree while some of the Youtubers are freaking college drop outs (Sorry no offense if you are a Youtuber reading this :/)

A Master's degree

A FREAKING MASTER'S DEGREE

I admire the fact he willingly went through college just to get a degree!

A DEGREE THAT I KNOW IS BENEFICIAL TO HIS CAREER (Stop reading Wikitubia at 2am Channy u okai?)

AND THAT HE'S ACTUALLY MORE THAN THE CLUMSY IDIOT IN THE CAMERA

THAT HE'S ACTUALLY A HARDWORKER TO GET WHERE HE IS TODAY

LOOK AT HIM

TAKE A FREAKING GOOD LOOK AT HIM

NO SHIT DONT CHECK HIM OUT BACK OFF LADIES THIS IS NOT 7 SECOND CHALLENGE

Now tell me

How does one so talented, so creative, so hardworking, so smart and so inspiring have 2 million subs WHEN HE JOINED YOUTUBE 8 YEARS AGO AND DAN WAS A PHIL FANBOY

The heck?!

*flips teacher's tables*

Sometimes I dont even know why he's not in the Top 100 most subscribed! He's like, Top 350 something!

Its a shame to be honest

*hugs teddy bear*

But see him smile at the camera? See him happy? See him being a clumsy idiot we all loved and knew?!

SEE?!

THAT HE BUILT A MOTHERFUCKING EMPIRE ALONG WITH DAN?!

THAT HIS DREAMS ARE A STEP CLOSER TO REALITY?!

THAT HE IS HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FRICK FRACKERY IS HAPPENING?!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Phil Lester

He's just Phil

We all know that

And we loved him anyway

*bows*

My foot is bleeding from the broken glass table

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