Those girls that say 'Mitch ia my bby' or 'Dont hurt mah bby!'
Seriously?! YOU JUST SCARED THE ENTIRE HELL OUT OF ME!
Even Satan is scared of you!
Wait, go away Satan. You're horny (BEGONE PERVS!)
Random Fangirl: YOU ARE SO EVIL AND RACIST! WATTPAD HALP!
Oh really .-.
Random Fangirl: AND WHY DID YOU STEAL MY SIMON?!
Corriction: Simon is a human being. Therefore you cant own him
-standing ovation-
Why thank you!
Random Fangirl: U HURT MY BBY!
Corriction: Simon is 19 years old and is a university boy
(#Twiliadoestwittertoomuch)
Random Fangirl: OMFG YOU HAVE ABS!
Corriction: Abs-olutely nothing xD Mau gawd you really want to see him half-naked right?!
(My virgin eyes...)
Random Fangirl: DONT RAGE TOO MUCH BBY!
Corriction: He naturally gets frustrated. Did you really read his channel description?!
(I did. And he hates losing. Torture him with the worst games possible!)
Random Fangirl: OMG UR SUCH A CUTIE!
Corriction: Where dis you learn youe English? Bermuda Triangle? Maybe you need eyeglasses. Take mine instead
Random Fangirl: MOAR VLOGS!
Corriction: He is not a vlogger unless you're used to vloggers. Case closed
Random Fangirl: HOUSE TOUR PLZ!
Corriction: That's creepy. He already did one and I know the layout already. Its neat as fuck for a rager
(Let me explain I watch older videos compared to new ones. And its really neat as fuck. OCD much?)
Random Fangirl: MARRY ME AND HAVE MY BABIES!
Corriction: -vomits- That would brand him as pedo bear! And he is a dolphin. Therefore, he can only marry a dolphin. Case closed.
-throws Simon to the ocean-
Bodil told me to!
Random Fangirl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL SAVE YOU!
-grabs chainsaw- Sure. Sharks are ready to rape you
Random Fangirl: I'll do this in the name of love!
Cheesy. Really cheesy. You should be in the dairy isle of the grocery store. And Simon is still a dolphin no matter what. Case closed
Adi: Okay sure -sends a link-
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Adi: -laughs- I already told you she spazzes all over xD
(The link Adi is talking about is my status...)
(No friendships are harmed during the Chatzy troll session)
(And no animals especially dolphins are harmed)
(I still love dolphins)
(Case closed)
-standing ovation-
0.o o.0 /0.0\
