No...
Just no...
I cannot look at those two nerds the same again
Especially when they're near a:
A. Hamster
B. Dan is wearing a hat
C. Cherries
D. An ancient chair
E. Hamster
F. Blender
G. When Phil is out in the sun
H. Hamsters again
*shivers* I read The Hat (1 and 2. My God), The Skin (1 and 2 too. Fuck.), The Blender, The Chair and the horror story The Cherry
I mean *SPOILER ALERT* the stories all had smut IN A HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING WAY
My mind is scarred after that and I'm completely terrified right now
And it was a bad idea to read them in front of my mother. No wait scratch that. NEar my mother
Anyways I hope you took my warning not to read any Phanfic with the word "The" in the beginning. I mean I got smart at last and steered clear of The Penguin and The Sushi
Kittens and Steamrollers too
So...
I want to collab with the writer of The Chair fic because GODDAMNIT THE HORROR IS REAL IS SHE TRAINED BY THE WRITER OF CORPSE PARTY
Yes. Plot twist
And every month we buy a hamster
And I dare you. If you are brave enough to be terrified of bloody smut, read The Hat fic first. Dan and Phil read The Skin fic (Phil walked out xD). Let me remind you will lose your dignity after reading them
Oh and, The Hat fic is hard to find. Good luck
