I'm a preacher in Wattpad and I preach the weirdest things possible :3
>Sermon #1: Ships
~#Meto is so adorable that it makes me want to kill children (Just kidding! To be serious, I'm against homicide :3). Talk about corny, I preach other ships too. But there are some ships that make me mad as quack. Kathniel for example. No, I'm not a crazy and obsessed Daniel Padilla fangirl (Go and search him! Seriously, he gains fangirls just because he's hawthawthawthawt -______-). But I do preach ships that are possible. #Meto and #Hextin for example. Sorry to all Phan fans out here, I still don't preach Phan yet because... Um... I never watched them yet ._. Not even from others ._. Don't kill me please?
According to the Wattpad bible, it says that all ships are possible. Even the near impossible ones. And ever since Wattpad got a bible?!
(Christians and other Bible believing religions, I'm not an atheist ._. I used to be an atheist after a huge fight with everyone ._.)
>Sermon #2: Preeeeee-tay books
~Ladies and gentlemen, we are talking about preeeeee-tay books. The covers might be ugly but looking inside, they are truly beautiful. The books I mostly preach about are made by my friends. Here is the list and reasons why you should read it:
*Map Made Just For You by the Bulgarian Victor, SilverEnder
-Bodil40 fans, prepare a pillow. The book is going to give you a journey of life time! Enjoy thy plot twist. And please don't throw things at me or at Silver. Silver is in Bulgaria while you can't cross the Pacific alone (I already mentioned too many times where I live. You should have known by now)
*Every single book written by Soar139
-One of the few authors that made me legit rip my hair and have a sobfest right after :3 All of her books are amazing! AMAZING! They deserve more reads than the ones she's getting :3
*Harvey by Pixel_Crafter (Did i get it right? No? I'm freaking out!)
-Ohhh... A dark one :3 Nah, nothing insane I hope? But if I see something bloody... -eye twitch- Hi!
*Sis trilogy by OlviaLovesSnow
-Reasin behind 'Light and Darkness' :3
*Imagine Youtubers( and Viners :3 Used to be Youtubers alone :3) by maduhwen
-Reason behind Slamacow and Other Stories :3 I love that book to death and reread it many many times already :3
*Anything written by the amazing OoHhAaIi
-Pssssst! I have a little secret here. Never steal Seto :3 Never!
*Haters gonna hate by Parogar (Wtf?! I still can't get how he spells his username!)
-Where haters unite ;)
Now we end our little session here. I have to handle a very angry Simon right now :/
