WATTPAD PLS CHILL I'M NOT DITCHING YOU FOR TWITTER K?!
The new design is disgusting ew
Why does Dodie notice us more than Evan does? I call bs
tanginalester is the best darned username ever dont you Filos agree?
BOOB HEIGHT
I wish I'm not smol (5'4 is smol) bc idk how to react if I hug Dan/Phil/Evan and my boobs are like on their crotch
JOE CASPAR OLI AND KURT WERE HERE LAST WEEK NOW THEY LEFT YOU SEE WHY WE HAVE THREE TYPHOONS?! BLAME JASPOLI
I'm the worst Filo ever teaching foreign nerds what tangina means
Tangina (short for putang ina): Son of a bitch. Can be translated to what the fuck
SilverEnder look who did a CPR to her Wattpad
I'm a disgusting girlfriend sorry bye (Yeah I'm surprised how I got a girlfriend)
I swear I stan really hard for Evan maybe because he's like the vlog version of Emile
*gets really punny and makes sis worried I might be the next punlord*
I really need glasses but mum doesn't want to help
BEAST MODE
Me: Email radahradahradah@gmail.com pass: 69nasaging
Everyone is group chat: WTF
I'm the worst admin ever
We got a new dog her name is Marshmallow bc she's fluffy like a marshmallow but she's annoying both me and our other dog is done with her
FIRST A CACTUS NOW A BIKE EVAN LOVES TO FALL
Has anyone watched Evan's travel vlog about falling into a cactus I swear he's accident prone
I need to update the multi-part oneshot but I'm too lazy ugh
I spoiled AMMJ4U on Instagram whoops
*loudly cries bc 16 on 18*
I feel proud I share the same birth month as the pun landfill I mean Evan. Yeah Evan the pun landfill
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