Chipmunk on crack

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Me: *watches 100th video montage* *giggles*

Mom: *death stare*

Me: Oops...

Me: *laughs at a death scene*

Mom: Are you using drugs?!

Me: No...

Mom: [Twilia] why are you laughing? Are you texting your boyfriend?

Me: No Mom I don't have a boyfriend *goes back to stalk- I MEAN INVESTIGATE Youtubers*

Me: *laughs again*

Me: *dying whale sounds*

Mom: [Twilia] are you watching a birthing video?! YOU'RE NOT YET IN COLLEGE!

Me: I'm watching Bodil mom...

Mom: Oh okay. Do you like that guy?

Me: WHAT NO I DONT!

Mom: Your sis said you like his friend. His name is Simon right?

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

Kids don't watch Bodil in front of your moms! Brtter yet don't watch Simon when your parents are around!

Last time I checked, dad asked me to turn down the volume while I was watching Emile. Yeah. His screams woke him up. Oops

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