How to save the world... the Asian way

The Fault in My Name

Cant I just legit change my name into something else like Abigail or something like that?!

Mom said she doesnt know what the hell my name meant either

The

fucking

hell

EVEN THE DARNED NCAE SHEET CANT FIT MY TURD NAME IN SO ITS JUST MARI INSTEAD OF MARIE

*brutally murders everyjuan*