Me: The exit's there
Me: No no no no dont look at me like that
Me: *screams*
Mom: [Twilia]?
Me: I TRIED MAKING THE COCKROACH FLY OUT OF THE GODDAMN ROOM AND IT FLEW UNDER MY FUCKING BED
[Disclaimer: I did not say the swear words to my Mom]
Mom: *laughs*
Me: WHERE IS THE FUCKING BROOM SO I CAN MURDER THAT BASTARD?!
