The oneshots return

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Fyi I already ended that imagine book and I moved everything to my Tumblr blog. Its still being constructed and I need to change the name

So please expect random oneshots here so I can check to see if I maintained my writing skills. I've grown rather used to drawing :/

[Why are we even doing this?] [Phan] [Crack]

Phil was cringing and looking like he wanted to vomit when Dan came in "Phil what are you doing?" he asked, looking at the screen. The older turned away and tried to hold it in "Fanfictions. I didn't know The Drill fic was disgusting!" [Yes it is. Sadly. Do not search]. Dan just looked at the screen and snickered "I got better fanfictions. Don't worry about it Philly!" He stared at Dan in shock as the younger took his laptop and began to type

After 5 minutes of frustrated sighs, colorful language and a confused Phil, he handed him back his laptop "There. We should read it together since its kind of disturbing but I rate it a B"

The Hairdryer fic

"What does the hairdryer have to do with it?"

"Wait and see"

<Timeskip brought to you by a foetus Dan magically walking across your screen>

He was already in the bathroom vomiting his insides out while the other is still there laughing really hard. Like what Dan said, it mild- scratch that- NIGHTMARE INDUCING fanfic "ITS DISGUSTING DAN WHY DID YOU MAKE ME READ IT?!" He shouted from the bathroom "YOUR FACE! We should have recorded your reaction!" You can hear Phil mutter angrily before throwing up again "I'm not going near that hairdryer again!"

"Can I buy some Kinder egg?"

"DANIEL JAMES HOWELL!"

<End>

*whispers* Dan read The Hat fic. And gave The Skin fic a B+. Suddenly I wanted him to read The Hairdryer fic because its hilarious yet disturbing at once. I'm twisted ya know

Excuse me while I go on a infamous fic search

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