How not to Phandom

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Saw @BlueDiamond101 wanted to join the Phandom. Here's another How NOT to st0ff from Twilia *coughs* 

1. Read the Infamous fics

NO

JUST NO

I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST AN INNOCENT PHIL LESTER NOT A *bleep bleep derp bleep bleep*

2. Reupload the Valentine's Day v- *furiously throws everything at peasants*

Privacy

FUCKING PRIVACY

PEASANTS EVERYWHERE

3. Furiously stalk their social medias 

I dont because I furiously stalk Phan accounts on Instagram

4. Buy a hamster and name it Striker 

The Hat fic *cringes* I'm scared

5. Watch their 2009 videos 

PINOF. The end

6. Voodoo them to kiss 

I want to learn black magic from my grandmother but then my grandma said "NO"

Yeah she used to be a witch. I am magical

7. Try to beat the Infamous fics 

AS IN YOU WANT TO I DARE YOU

Okay I had more reasons but I'm so lazy

Well I joined the Phandom last November because why the fuck not?

Oh and on the last note

Did you watch Youtubers React: Mass Text? Yep? Danyul's hiding something

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