School quotes

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(Warning: Some language)

(I have to censor it...)

(These are the things I say a lot in school... @ms_Snazzy_pants knows some of these xD)

-looks at math equation-

Ms. Balbio: Any questions *name is censored*?

Me: (mentally) No bitch. You need to elaborate this more

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Exhange ulam with your seatmates!

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Shit... (Me when realizing I forgot to do my math homework)

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Sa GS muna ako (I'll be in GS Building first...)

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FLAPPY BIRD!

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-holds a sign saying "Yolanda victim"- (Note: I am NOT making fun of them. Its just I grew bored and decided to mess around with Cindy and Angeline)

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Classmate: Pahinge act sheet! (Can I have an act sheet?)

Me: -insert Filipino bad word here- mayaman naman kayo. Bili na lang kayo! (-insert bad word here- you're rich. Buy it yourselves!)

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LATE NA NAMAN AKO?! (Am I late again?!)

(Becca xD)

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Repeat flag ceremony is a torture!

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Pahiram bookkeeping (Can I borrow Bookkeeping?)

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Here comes the Scrabble club! Daisy me rollin' they laughin'

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Wilson: Sa June na (Its on June)

Me: STOP IT!

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FACE THE WALL!

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I dont have my phone...

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(When classmates copy my work)

Die. Burn in hell. Get raped by Satan

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THIS IS: INJUSTICE! I'M LATE AGAIN?!

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UBank?

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ESER! (She hates this xD)

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BUS MAGNETS! (Arliza xD)

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(When I run out of activity sheets)

I'm broke. And the world is expensive

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(When me and my crazy friends see le ex)

HELP!

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(When friends are playing volleyball and ask me to join)

Maybe next time...

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(When the classroom is too cold)

Is this classroom bipolar?!

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(When someome repeats a question)

Okay I get it. No need to repeat

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(This is my favorite xD)

I LOVE YOU SOCCER GOAL!

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HELP!

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I don't like him. Are you insane?!

(This is true story c: He is ugley c: )

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Oh shit oh Glaux oh help oh Glaux

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I'm probably the most insane student there xD I cant believe how my school survived xD

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