~Sanscest Oneshots~

°Ship Crack°- 💥

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Dustberry

"Hey, Blue, on a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?"

"North Korea."

Errink

"Heya, Glitchy~ Do you want the washing machine experience?"

"N0, I d0 n0t want y0ur d1rty l0ad."

"Fuck, you ruined a perfectly good line. Onto the backups... Do you like whales?"

"I d0n't want t0 humpback at y0ur plac3 either."

"..."

"You win. You have fully beaten my arrogance and deflated my ego."

Nightkiller

"Did you fall from heaven? Because, have sex with me?"

"Sorry, I didn't suffer a head injury during the fall."

Cream

"Love your smile."

"Aww, thank you!"

"What else does that mouth do~?"

"Complain."

Kustard

"I would hide every chair in the world just for you to sit on my face."

"I'd sit on the ground."

Errormare

(Over text)

THEGlitchBitch:

I want your dong.

Dog*

TentacleSmexForDayz:

Then we should bang.

Hang*

Drink

"Hey, Dreamy, I've been wondering. I always thought happiness started with a H, why does mine start with a U?"

"Maybe it's the subset of dyslexia?"

Fluffynight

"Hey, you're really cute~"

"Thank you! You're quite cute yourself!"

"What's your favourite sex position?"

"Oh, it's called 'the moon'. You get 239,000 miles away from me.

Dreamberry

"Hey, Blue, do you know the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out~"

"Cool. You wanna know the difference between me and your couch? I have standards for who lays on top of me."

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