if they met me

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(this is basically scenarios where I meet them and my reaction and what I think their reaction would be, feel free to tell me your scenarios)

Henry

Him: "hey there hot stuff"

Me: 'ohh shit he's talking to you say something but don't sound rude'

"uhh hi"

Him: "how would you like to ride this joystick"

Me: '&${}{¥@:?(&*¥=['

"No thank you I have to water my snake now, bye"

'what the fuck was that!!!!?'

Reginald

Me: *gasp* he's wearing a Metallica shirt, say you like it, what if he ask me what songs I like and I forget every single one? just say it cool and maybe you can make a great new friend'

"I like your shirt"
*Proceeds to fast walk away*

Him: "oh thank you!!"

Me: 'fucking idiot!! Why did you say it like that'

Patrick

*Touches thigh*
Him: 'shit he's touching me, tell him to keep his slimy hands to himself!! No he might be troubled don't be mean to him just ask if he could please stop touching you'

3 minutes go by without doing anything

*Hand proceeded to go higher*

Me: 'shit shit I'm having Vietnam flashbacks, I wonder if there were any closeted drag queens back then? No keep you mind on track just ask him nicely to remove his hand'

*Moves a bit*

Me: 'ok good his hand moved'

*Hand goes back on thigh*

*Scoots chair far away*

Victor
Him: "hey can I borrow a pencil?"

Me: "I, uh, s-sureee"

*Hands him a pencil*

Him: "thanks"

Me: 'you idiot why did you stuttered, he probably think your weird now, hell tell everyone and you'll have to go back to sitting in a corner reading a book'

Him: "hey would you like to hang out later"

Me: "yeah"

'screeeeeeeeeeeeee'

Henry

Him: "get in the car"

Me: "no thank you I'm fine"

Him: "come in it'll be fun"

Me: " it's ok I should get home anyway"

'just walk away god damnit'

Him: "no problem we can drive you home"

Me: 'this is a simple no or yes just say no'
"I don't know I don't want to bother you guys"

Him: " trust me it'll be a treat for us"

*Looks me up and down*

Me:'you are either going to get fucked or killed say no and run home so you can watch more of March comes in like a lion'

"Sure"

'im going to get killed aren't I?'

(I could do more if you want)

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