Dream Smp x Male Reader

Quackity x F!Male Reader

Reader has wings
Doesn't follow any canonical plot

Y/N POV

"Y/N, Schlatt wants to see you"
"Ight"

I was sat doing paperwork on my desk in my office when Quackity came in, I never noticed how short he was compared to me and I wasn't even that tall. I stood up and cracked my back and spread out my wings before walking out with Quackity trailing behind me

"what does he want anyway?"
" he's drunk, fuck knows what he wants"
"Hm, probably more"
"wouldn't surprise me"

While talking Tubbo walked past and I saluted and nodded, him nodding back. Call it a way of respect

"Why do you two seem so close?"
"We're friends? Why wouldn't we be"
"Yea, but we're friends"
"Just shut up and listen to the music, this'll take awhile anyway"

I have him my headphones and phone, to which he put sad on by Bo Burnham

" Of course"
"What?"
" I didn't say anything"
"Hm"

We got to his door and I gave him both the earbuds, both of us collectively gulped and opened the door

"Ah, my favourite people! I want my vodka, where is it?"
" In the draw under your desk"
"Its locked!"
" *sigh* whatever"

I walked over and opened the draw, grabbing his vodka by the neck and putting it on the table a bit too violently

"CAREFUL YOU'LL FUCKING BREAK IT YOU WHORE!"
" sorry"

I quickly left the room and looked toward Quackity, noticing him not making a move to go I was assuming he was going to stay so I closed the door and headed toward pogtopia

"Hello Big Y/N!"
" hey Tommy"
"What's got you do down big man, you were happy when I saw you this morning"
" sorry Tubbo, just Schlatt pissing me off again"
"Really? What'd he do this time?"
" I put his vodka on the fucking table and he yelled at me because I 'could've fucking broke it' he's such a cock, and Quackity stayed with him... I don't know how those dicks have a good relationship"

I wonder how next week will go...

~~~~

"Y/N, I wanted to tell you how it's going"
"H-How's it going sir?"
"Well, we found a spy, he'll be dealt with soon... But the Country's coming along great"
"G-Great to hear sir"
"It is, isn't it? Say how's your eyes been?"
" Um, I've been overwhelmed by colours, they're really bright and aren't meant to be like that... Kinda like giant shapes of colours that aren't actually there"
"Hm, shouldn't of pissed me off"
"I'm sorry sir. "
"You should be, here. For your troubles"
"T-Thank you sir"

He threw a pair of glasses at me which I caught, before leaving in a hurry... Let's just say I got too cocky one day and pissed him off.. He poured this weird potion in my eyes and they haven't been the same since... Then again neither have I

Next week will be better?

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"How's your vision big man?"
" good 'Small T'"
"You do you call me that?"
"Haha! Cuz Tommy said it once"
"Fuck him dude"
"You know you love him really"
"Ew"
"You know what I mean Tubbo"
" do I though? "
"Yes, you do... See I need to be serious 'Small T'"
"Stoppppppp"
"Fine, but I'm not kidding schlatt knows something"
" Hm? "
"He knows there's a traitor, knows it's a male, thinks there's only one.... And I'm guessing it's you Tubbo"
"Why?"
" because you leave when they're aware, I go when they're not, and that tunnel incident last week wasn't smooth"
"*sigh* what are they gonna do?"
" I don't know, but I think it has something to do with this upcoming festival "
"WHAT!? I'M IN CHARGE OF THAT!"
" Exactly, it's a cover up for you to stay and for them to watch you"
"You have to tell Wilbur and Tommy"
"Hmm, no. My cover could be blown, they have they're own plan anyway"
"B-But big man, my lives in danger"
"I'll be there to protect you, I promise. If it goes South I'll blow my own cover to protect you"
"A-Alright"
" plus I don't trust them Tubbo, I hope you can see why... No, I don't trust Wilbur "
"TUBBO WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU"
"goodbye Y/N, and thank you"

Now?
~~~~

"Hey Y/N, it's been awhile. How are you?"
" fine... How long had it been, a year or two now? "
"Yea... Your back to your normal self I see"
"I'd disagree. See I don't care for people anymore after what that bastard did to me"
"Hm, he was a bit shit. How do you see now anyway?"
"Grey."
" with the glasses on? "
"Yep."
" Off? "
"Same as it fucking used to be"
"snappy, see I've got an issue. Tubbo and Ranboo are on my property, I need you to get them off it"
"Hm? And why would I do that?"
" because I know everything about you, you have enemy's, and I know all of them. Wilbur, Glatt, hmmm who else is there? "
"F-Fine, I'll talk to them, no moves will be made though"
"Alright, that's good with me"

I walked over toward their war and climbed it carelessly and watched over them with my gained ground, sat on the wall with my legs dangling down, they'd notice me

"Um, Tubbo. W-Who's that?"
" Y/N BIG MAN, YOU'RE HERE!? COME DOWN BIG MAN"

I stood up and walked off the edge, my wings catching air as I carelessly fell down in front of them

"what brings you here big man?"
" two words. Quackity, threaten"
"That dick"
"Um, sorry to interrupt but who are you?"
" I've told you about him big man? It's Y/N, the one who saved me from those fireworks "
"I-I didn't do that..."
" but you tried, that's all that matters to me big man"
"But you died"
"So did you! It's fair"
"Oh! That Y/N, Tubbo really looks up to you"
" really? "
"Yep!"
" Haha, that's cute small T"
"I thought you said you'd stopppp"
"Nope."
" Haha! It's just great to have you back big man"
"So, What have you done to piss Quackity off this time?"

~~~~

"So? Are they moving."
" No, at least not yet but they've agreed to take down the wall you felt threatened by"
"Good work Y/N, do you want to have dinner in the casino... Have a nice catch up?"
" Yea, sure"
"You seemed to have warmed up to me Y/N."
" Tubbo reminded me that you may be a dick but we were friends. We can do that again"
"What about the part where we were more?"
" T-That never happened "
"But it could now, couldn't it!?"
" I suppose an proposal could be made"
"Haha, I'm sure it could"

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