(platonic)The Syndicate x Regressive Reader

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Hi, I've not rebranded, you have. . .
But Y'know eefichu is a good name right?
If you want a backstory, I'll give you a backstory.

Around 4-5
(ALSO, RANBOO LIVESSSSSSSSSSSSS, in this oneshot, not lore or anything

... THEY/THEM PRONOUNS ...

Y/n pov

I was sat at the meeting table, my name marked 'Hypnos'; they thought it'd be funny because I normally fall asleep at these meetings and Hypnos is literally the embodiment of sleep... But anyway; I waited for everyone else as I got here early, my head resting on my arms which lied on the table infront of me, it's not my fault I always got here early. I don't have a watch... or a sense of how the sun and moon rise and fall, I just go with the flow. And this is one of those days where I feel I can't be held accountable for my actions.

"Y/n? Seriously... again mate?"
"What?"
"We could just message you Y'know, you don't have to be the first one here... how long have you been here anyway?"
"Uh... fuck knows"
"..."
"Oh Y/n!"
"We shouldn't be surprised Niki, they do this every time"
"Yeah but it's fun to pretend we don't... plus you shouldn't remember with how bad your memory is Ranboo"
"It's not bad at all!"

I heard someone else walk in, answering a question that literally everyone was about to answer as well

"Who are your parents then?"
"... I haven't gotten that far yet..."
"Honestly Ranboo, it's a miracle you actually get to the majority of these meetings"
"Yeah..."
"So what's the topic today boss, I've been waiting for hours..."
"Don't call me boss Y/n and it isn't  my fault your always early"
"Of course its not so let's hurry up before I fall asleep again!"
"Good plan, alright so-"

...

I'd been sat for an hour, bored out my mind, normally meetings don't last this long... I've got things to do; I still need to meet up with Fundy and then I need to feed my pets and... it's all getting to me and this meeting isn't helping it at all.

I looked up from my hands, feeling about ready to cry before I met Ranboo and Niki's eyes, they seemed worried and were whispering while looking at me. I panicked and quickly turned my head back, a tear or two falling as I felt I'd just messed something up.

Suddenly I felt two pairs or arms grab me and hug me, I squealed before laughing loudly, feeling myself start to regress. Ranboo appeared at one side of me while Niki was on the other, crouched down beside me, smiling lightly

"You alright little one?"
"You seemed stressed"
"Mh hm"

I lied back and fell into ranboo's arms, him hugging me tightly before he sat me on the floor, me sat on his lap. Niki came and sat next to me and started tickling me, I squealed and kept hitting my head into Ranboo's chest as I laughed, not being able to escape as ranboo held me tight. I soon felt another pair of hands join in and I opened up my tear stained eyes to see Phil laughing at me. I soon started screaming and Techno walked over

"Is sounds like your murdering 'em"

They stopped and I caught my breath

"Haha, muwder!"
"See! They like jokes about death even while regressed, that's a skill!"

Techno bent down to me level and tossed a pig plushie at my face. I stopped laughing for a second, looking betrayed before ranboo started rocking me, I calmed down and hugged the soft toy, pract forgetting about Techno to begin with.

They started talking but I ignored it. I felt someone pick me up and I was placed into someone else's lap, I looked up at the person and saw Techno, he smiled down at me and put a hand through my hair, wrapping me in his cloak gently. I held onto his hair softly - my other still holding the pig plush - and he started to rock me to sleep, messing with my hair while he sang a soothing song to me. I yawned lightly before speaking quietly, yawning multiple times in the sentence, eyes still shut

"Tank oo Techno..."
"No problem kid, try sleep okay?"
"Otay Tech..."

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