Technoblade x Male Reader

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Reader is a piglin
Doesn't follow canon plot

Recently started listening to 'I read it so you don't have to' and passerine was there so I thought 'sure' and now I love that fanfic so much even though I've not gotten that far into it so yea thank them for putting me in the mood to write again because I got stuck on a Karl and Sap one for a few weeks but it'll be out soon, I'm not giving up on it!

!! INSPIRED !!

this is semi-inspired by wooloo-inc on tumblr with their permission so go check them out if you want

Reader is a piglin
Doesn't follow canon plot

Y/n pov

"Oh fuck off Techno!"
"This is my house"
"It's also Phil's?"
"They're different houses!"
"Their connected!"
"Both of you shut up!"
"..."
"..."
"Thank you. Now what's the issue?"
"He's being annoying again."
"YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!?"
"And your a bastard"
"Oh my god. Shut it. Please, Y/n. Follow me"
"O-ok"

I walked out the door and smiled lightly at Phil before turning back, grimacing an ugly grimace at Techno, trying not to recall the last time he made me go out in the snow to fight bare handed last time I was cocky with him. I mean I won... I just had a cold for a while

"Y/n. I said follow me."
"S-Sorry Philza"

To to honest I did fear Philza. I just couldn't help it, he can hide practically anything, he can calm himself in battle and he has children. How did he not kill them? I don't know but maybe that's why he's used to arguing, Tommy and Wilbur really don't mix well together

"Mate? You alright, you've been stood here for minutes... you'll catch another cold."
"I'm fine, just thinking"
"Come on in then"

He walked me in and sat me down

"You and techno are clearly pissing me off and even though I know you can't help it, both being piglin hybrids and all It's getting annoying."
"Yea I know"
"Is there anything to stop this?"
"Well I mean gold helps me I guess, just don't know if it would be enough"
"Then here, I made you some stuff"

He passed me at least five golden accessories and I spent the next ten minutes looking through them all, hmm-ing and ah-ing as I went along

"Mate?"
"... hmm, yea?"
"It's getting late"
"Oh right, um thanks Philza!"
"No worries mate"

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I was walking through the snow, Cape long gone, a beaten up face with hands a completely different shade of colour to the rest from the cold of the snow

~

It was midday and I didn't expect to get jumped by Sapnap, he punched me in the face and as I was only expecting to go for a walk, I was weaponless and I'm not good with hand on hand combat when I'm being tackled, normally it doesn't go that far.

"SAPNAP STOP"
"YOU STUPID BITCH, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE"
"WHAT SAPNAP- WHAT HAVE I DONE!?"

he was pulling my hair and wrapping his hands around the golden chains on my neck, choking me until they snapped

"I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID FAMILY"

I couldn't breath as my nose broke, blood pooling to the ground and all over my clothes

And before I knew it he was gone, and so was all my gold and my cloak

I tried to get up and failed, the world spinning and as I ran through the boiling hot nether, tumbling many times

Once I got to the other side I fell straight into the snow and the heat difference hurt as i slowly made my way to Phil and Techno's houses

~

It's been at least twenty-four minutes since then and I still couldn't breath well and the world still spun in a confusing way. I felt my knees buckle and before I knew it my back fell back into the snow and in a last attempt I brought my knees to my chest, not long after hearing a pair of heavy footsteps and someone yelling my name but I was so tired...

"Y/N!?"
"T-Techn... o"
"YOUR FREEZING, WHAT HAPPENED!?"
"Hmm, w-warm techno"

He looked down at me and looked hurt- no, concerned for once

"At least it ended peaceful right Tech-"
"Stay awake Y/n, alright?"
"But I'm tired..."
" I know Y/n, I know..."

...

...

I heard a rough blood curdling scream and instantly knew it was Techno's

...

So was it really a way to end the ever lasting conflict? Did it really end peacefully for him? Did he actually like spending time with me... no, I can't die now, can I?

...

...

...

Well I mean maybe, who knows if you died or not? I don't... alright maybe I do but I wouldn't tell you, probably not anyway...

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