Dream Smp x Male Reader

(platonic)Niki/Fundy x Regressive Reader

She / they / Him pronouns
Around 2-4-ish

Y/n pov

"Here you go little one!"

Niki passed me a (favorite flavor) cookie, I sat and ate it quietly

I was sat on the floor in a fluffy fox onesie as I munched on the cookie Niki gave me. She started moving around the bakery and I soon realised I was in the way and gave her grabby hands

"What's up little one?"
"Up!"
"Up where"
"Countwa!"
"The counter?"

I nodded quickly and she picked me up laughing, setting me on the unused part of the counter

"Whewe Funny?"
"Do you mean Fundy?"
"Yee!"
"He won't be long now little muffin"
"Bad!"
"Hm? Oh muffin?"
"Hm..."

I got distracted by the cookie and didn't answer properly, taking another bite of my cookie before I heard the door open. I looked up and dropped the cookie, giving Fundy grabby hands, Niki pulling me back onto the counter because I almost fell off

"FUNNY!"
"That's me, how are you today goofball?"
"Cookie!"
"That's not... Well good for you, I got you a gift!? You like gifts right?"
"Ye?"
"Well here it is!"

He passed me a fox plush and I took it, hugging it quickly before Niki turned and looked at me. I looked back confused before she whispered in my ear

"Say thank you little one"
"Tank oo Funny!"
"Your welcome, I knew you'd like it!"
"SNAP!"
"Hm?"

I jumped onto Fundy, who sat me back down on the floor. I crawled over to a cupboard full of games and took out snap

"Ohhhh, you wanna play snap baby bean?"
"Mh hm"

I took out the cards and threw the box on the floor, sorting out the cards into two piles. Fundy came and sat down opposite me and took the cards, we played for a while and in the end I won.
Fundy looked over at me then at the cards, annoyed

"YOU WON? HOW? I'M THE LITERAL MASTER OF SNAP!"
"Calm down Fundy, they don't like yelling"

Niki passed him a cookie, whispering in his ear, his ear twitching before he shut up, looking at me with with playful but hateful look because I laughed at him

"I hate you."
"Tank oo Funny"
"Hmmmmmmmmm... you're the worst you stupid goofball"

I sat on the floor, packing away snap quietly before yawning

"You've really tired her out"
"You think?"
"Poor baby, you yelled at them too"
"It's not my fault! He knows how I get and he doesn't mind"
"Yea but be careful, even if she knows your joking if you sound too malicious you still scare them, you know why they do this in the first place"
"Yeah I know..."

I listened carefully, putting my cards away before Fundy came and picked me up, hugging me and making our noses touch, me laughing while he just smiles at me

"Well I gotta go little one, be good for Niki alright?"

I grabbed onto his jacket tightly and he looked at me confused before I climbed higher up to reach his ears, whispering into them

"Y'knows I'm fine wit the yewing, as wong as u don't means it Funny"
"I know munchkin, I just don't want you getting sad"
"Otay, by by Funny, be gwod"
"I will bean"

He put me back down on a chair, waving bye to Niki before leaving.

After a few minutes Niki passed me a hot chocolate that had been cooling on the counter for a while (if you don't drink hot chocolate make it something else).

"Tanks"

She sat down next to me quietly, we both talked for a bit before she brought up the Syndicate

"Y'know before you joined there was so many things you missed"
"Lik wat?"
"Well one time Ranboo..."

I stopped listening as I felt myself slip into a state of sleep, yawning before closing my eyes again

Niki pov

I finished my story, looking at Y/n once I had. They'd fallen asleep during my story and didn't even finish their drink. I got up and walked over to a nearby cupboard, taking out a blanket and pillow, setting the blanket on top of them, the pillow resting under their head on the table. I yawned too before i started to bake again, not having anything else to do, keeping a close eye on them to make sure they don't hurt themselves

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- Credit To Artists -

So someone today added my story to 'update my ass' and me and my friend lost our shit because they said something similar a few days back. We weren't being mean if that's what you were thinking, to us it's just a funny way of wording shit, made my day tbh