Author: GUYS THANK YOU 100K READS ON THIS BOOK I'M CRYING
Capricorn: Actually there's a little more than that. You just took forever to post this.
Sagittarius: shhhh, Cap I really wanna see where this is going.
Capricorn: ok sorry, Saggi
Author: um anyway.. Thank you soo much for all the support on this book. I honestly didn't expect this book to get all those reads
Leo: how could it not. I'm in it. People are here for me. 😉
Aries: I doubt that. It's pretty obvious who they're really here for.
Gemini: aw thanks baby.
Aries: I meant me Gemini 🙄
Gemini: 😑
Aries: ok chill it's not a big deal
Virgo: Why is Gemini crying?
Cancer: here's a better question. When isn't Gemini crying?
Pisces: babe, I love you but you have to stop hanging out with Scorpio.
Cancer: he's just teaching me new recipes. Next week he's teaching me how to make extra fluffy chocolate chip pancakes.
Scorpio: you weren't supposed to tell anyone.
Leo: WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME. I'M THE BEST COOK HERE. JUST ASK AQUA.
Taurus: wait Scorpio cooks? Why haven't I had any of his food?
Virgo: Taurus I've been looking for you everywhere but the second someone mentions food you appear?
Taurus: honey you know I can't stand that stereotype.
Leo: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
Libra: right. We were talking about who is responsible for all those reads.
Leo: we already went over that. We agreed it was because of me. Now, Cancer WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME TO TEACH YOU?
Aquarius: cancer probably didn't know you were the best cook. Just go make some pancakes for her to prove it.
Leo: OH I WILL!
Taurus: I want some too
Aries: I can't believe you told him that just to get rid of him Aqua. He's my friend you know.
Aqua: why are you laughing then
Gemini: AHEM. are yall forgetting who's really the best cook?
Scorpio: your mom.
Gemini: you all know it's me. I'M THE REASON THIS BOOK GOT ALL THOSE READS.
Sagittarius: it's obviously me dude. I'm a demigoddes after all. I'm the strongest.
Aries: oh so now it's about strength? I'LL BEAT YOU
Author: ok ok enough of that. It's me. I'm the reason.
Scorpio: nah it's me. I'm the mysterious, toxic bad boy that everyone falls for.
Libra: you're not toxic. You're adorable.
Scorpio: I'm not hanging out with you or Cancer anymore. I'm tired of you exposing me like that.
Cancer: whatever. Leo will teach me.
Libra: whatever. I'll find a new boyfriend.
Aqua: GIRL- I WAS JOKING ABOUT LEO BEING THE BEST
Scorpio: BABY I WAS JOKING ABOUT NOT HANGING OUT ANYMORE
Pisces: Why is Cinderella bad at soccer? 😁
Capricorn: the fuck does that have to do with anything?
Cancer: Why, pie? 😊
Pisces: because she's always running away from the ball😂
Cancer: JSHDHXJAKAMBSN
Virgo: Are you okay Cancer?
Libra: it's cute how supportive she is
Taurus: more like sad.
Cancer: SHUT UP IT WAS A GREAT JOKE.
Gemini: I have a better one. Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Aries: oh sag no
Sagittarius: what?
Aries: oh goddess no
Gemini: BECAUSE SHE WILL LET IT GO HAAHAHAHAH
Aries: oh haha
Scorpio: none of you are funny.
Gemini: as if you could do any better 🙄
Scorpio: why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?
Libra: baby NO
Aries: WHY
Scorpio: because they got lost at c
Virgo: oh
Virgo: OH
Taurus: I giggled a little
Scorpio: I win.
Libra: that's not true. Do you wanna know who really is the funniest?
Scorpio: it's you obviously baby 😊
Libra: no. It's raPUNzel
Scorpio: I take it back.
Aries: I'm her daughter meaning I'm the funniest then.
Virgo: she wasn't being serious Aries. So no-
Author: just say goodbye already. PLEASE.
Sagittarius: alreadyyyy?
Capricorn: finally some alone time with my queen 😏
Sagittarius: what's that supposed to mean
Capricorn:nothing. Bye.
Cancer: byeee. Im gonna eat some pancakes now 😊
Virgo: if there's any left. Taurus left minutes ago.
Pisces: I'll make some for you babe😊
Gemini: no. I will.
Scorpio: bye losers and Virgo, and Sagittarius, and libby and author.
Capricorn: fuck you
Author: that was lovely.
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