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Author: GUYS THANK YOU 100K READS ON THIS BOOK I'M CRYING

Capricorn: Actually there's a little more than that. You just took forever to post this.

Sagittarius: shhhh, Cap I really wanna see where this is going.

Capricorn: ok sorry, Saggi

Author: um anyway.. Thank you soo much for all the support on this book. I honestly didn't expect this book to get all those reads

Leo: how could it not. I'm in it. People are here for me. 😉

Aries: I doubt that. It's pretty obvious who they're really here for.

Gemini: aw thanks baby.

Aries: I meant me Gemini 🙄

Gemini: 😑

Aries: ok chill it's not a big deal

Virgo: Why is Gemini crying?

Cancer: here's a better question. When isn't Gemini crying?

Pisces: babe, I love you but you have to stop hanging out with Scorpio.

Cancer: he's just teaching me new recipes. Next week he's teaching me how to make extra fluffy chocolate chip pancakes.

Scorpio: you weren't supposed to tell anyone.

Leo: WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME. I'M THE BEST COOK HERE. JUST ASK AQUA.

Taurus: wait Scorpio cooks? Why haven't I had any of his food?

Virgo: Taurus I've been looking for you everywhere but the second someone mentions food you appear?

Taurus: honey you know I can't stand that stereotype.

Leo: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

Libra: right. We were talking about who is responsible for all those reads.

Leo: we already went over that. We agreed it was because of me. Now, Cancer WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME TO TEACH YOU?

Aquarius: cancer probably didn't know you were the best cook. Just go make some pancakes for her to prove it.

Leo: OH I WILL!

Taurus: I want some too

Aries: I can't believe you told him that just to get rid of him Aqua. He's my friend you know.

Aqua: why are you laughing then

Gemini: AHEM. are yall forgetting who's really the best cook?

Scorpio: your mom.

Gemini: you all know it's me. I'M THE REASON THIS BOOK GOT ALL THOSE READS.

Sagittarius: it's obviously me dude. I'm a demigoddes after all. I'm the strongest.

Aries: oh so now it's about strength? I'LL BEAT YOU

Author: ok ok enough of that. It's me. I'm the reason.

Scorpio: nah it's me. I'm the mysterious, toxic bad boy that everyone falls for.

Libra: you're not toxic. You're adorable.

Scorpio: I'm not hanging out with you or Cancer anymore. I'm tired of you exposing me like that.

Cancer: whatever. Leo will teach me.

Libra: whatever. I'll find a new boyfriend.

Aqua: GIRL- I WAS JOKING ABOUT LEO BEING THE BEST

Scorpio: BABY I WAS JOKING ABOUT NOT HANGING OUT ANYMORE

Pisces: Why is Cinderella bad at soccer? 😁

Capricorn: the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Cancer: Why, pie? 😊

Pisces: because she's always running away from the ball😂

Cancer: JSHDHXJAKAMBSN

Virgo: Are you okay Cancer?

Libra: it's cute how supportive she is

Taurus: more like sad.

Cancer: SHUT UP IT WAS A GREAT JOKE.

Gemini: I have a better one. Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Aries: oh sag no

Sagittarius: what?

Aries: oh goddess no

Gemini: BECAUSE SHE WILL LET IT GO HAAHAHAHAH

Aries: oh haha

Scorpio: none of you are funny.

Gemini: as if you could do any better 🙄

Scorpio: why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?

Libra: baby NO

Aries: WHY

Scorpio: because they got lost at c

Virgo: oh

Virgo: OH

Taurus: I giggled a little

Scorpio: I win.

Libra: that's not true. Do you wanna know who really is the funniest?

Scorpio: it's you obviously baby 😊

Libra: no. It's raPUNzel

Scorpio: I take it back.

Aries: I'm her daughter meaning I'm the funniest then.

Virgo: she wasn't being serious Aries. So no-

Author: just say goodbye already. PLEASE.

Sagittarius: alreadyyyy?

Capricorn: finally some alone time with my queen 😏

Sagittarius: what's that supposed to mean

Capricorn:nothing. Bye.

Cancer: byeee. Im gonna eat some pancakes now 😊

Virgo: if there's any left. Taurus left minutes ago.

Pisces: I'll make some for you babe😊

Gemini: no. I will.

Scorpio: bye losers and Virgo, and Sagittarius, and libby and author.

Capricorn: fuck you

Author: that was lovely.

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