Nemesism | GLEE

seventy five | all or nothing

As he started to walk towards the Glee Clubbers, Mr. Schuester said, "Alright, guys. It's finally here. Regionals." After they all broke into applause, he told them, "I just found out, because of safety concerns related to late-season tornados, Indianapolis has declined to host the competition. So! As defending champions, we're having regionals here, in our auditorium."

It was then that Artie yelled, "Home court advantage, yo!"

While Stephanie eyed Artie with furrowed eyebrows, Mr. Schuester said to them, "Now, because of a sexting scandal at Our Lady of Perpetual Loneliness, their glee club, the Nun-touchables, has been excommunicated by the new pope. They've been replaced by the world-famous boys of Ziegler Prep, the Waffle-Toots."

While Christian did nothing but roll his eyes in response, Artie asked Mr. Schuester, "Like cake farts?"

Then Mr. Schuester told them, "The Hoosierdaddies are still the odds-on favorite. I mean, their lead vocalist, Frida Romero, is a tiny juggernaut of talent. We are in for the fight of our lives. So... let's get real." After he sat down on a stool, he said to them, "There comes a moment in every performer's life that defines him or her, sometimes for the rest of their career. This is our moment. We've struggled, we've endured, and now we must triumph. And speaking of that, I want us all to just take a moment to send some positive energy to one of our very own. She has her final callback for Funny Girl today. So, let's all give a big round of applause to Rachel, wherever she is."

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Mr. Schuester told them, "Guys, I have finalized our set list. We are going with 'I Love It' by Icona Pop..." After one of the girls said 'I love it', Mr. Schuester said, "'Hall of Fame' by The Script and will.i.am. And Marley's original song 'All or Nothing'."

It was then that Brittany asked as she made her way over towards her own seat, "Hey, Mr. Shue, what about my original song? Do you remember?" Then Brittany sang, "My cup, my cup. Sayin' 'what's up' to my cup, my cup."

With a sigh, Christian said, "Oh, no. Not this crap again."

As he turned his back on Brittany, Mr. Schuester said to Brittany, "'My Cup' is one of a kind, but we're going with Marley's song."

Brittany replied, "Oh, come on, boo. Two thumbs down. The only way to polish that turd of a song is with my angelic alto voice. So I demand to sing it as a solo. And I demand to sing all the good songs as solos." As she started to walk towards the front of the room, she said, "Everyone can snap their fingers and march around behind me."

Then Brittany pointed a finger and said, "Tina, please make an exact replica of Jennifer Lawrence's Oscar dress."

Tina replied, "Um, no."

Brittany retorted, "Um... yes. Let me break it down." As she turned to face the other Glee Clubbers, she said, "No one in this musty choir room compares to my megawatt star power. Blaine, you're shorter than your average lawn gnome."