Teaching Bangtan [JM]

The Underwear Quest

HELL NO.
I CANT. No way. pAH. No TY.
Rojekanakans no please that's just-
WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT? What then? Or.. or... I DONT KNOW MAN
I NEED TO PEE.

Lisa and Sariah hit the cold hard ground as they continued hysterically laughing.
I nervously laughed "uhhhh one sec I need to pee."
I bolted to the bathroom.
After peeing- and note that I was nervous and bursting to pee so just imagine what ferociously peeing would look like.
ANYWAY. I took a few minutes to clear my head. I blankly stared at the white floor ties as I ran through possible scenarios and outcomes.
I didn't want to sneak into their dorm.... but in all honesty... I sorta want his underwear-
I mean...uh.. what?
Who said that? NOT ME. HAH.
IM NOT A BYUNTAE.
Or am I? AM I A BYUNTAE?
"WELL AM I?" I yelled aloud as a pointed at the face staring back at me from the mirror.
"haha no bitch but you're probably crazy."
"No I'm not."
"Probably."
"Well.. yeah maybe, I am talking to myself."
"Idiot".
[one of the many conversations that Sena has with herself]

I fixed myself up and headed to the bedroom.
I dressed up in all black, put my contact lenses on BECAUSE IM VISUALLY IMPAIRED OKAY and I plaited my hair out of the way.
I always enjoyed playing spys.
I guess this was my chance to actually test out wether or not I'm cut out to be a spy.

I stomped towards Sariah and Lisa, placing my hands on my hips "TIS I THE FRENCHIEST FRY AND I AM READY FORY MISSION. BRING IT."
They both stared at me wide-eyed, then smiled.

•••••••

I was on my own from here on. I cautiously made my way to the stairs on my tippy-toes.
It was late and the boys should be sleeping now- hopefully they are.
Sariah lent me the key that Namjoon gave her. AND WHY DID HE GIVE HER A KEY EVEN. WHAT EVEN OTL.

By the time I reached their door I was shaking and sweating.
Actually breaking and entering? Well I do have a key... so it's more opening the door and entering.
I steadied my hand as I tried to push the key into the keyhole- there's also a small box to enter a code but I guess they kept both? In case they forget the pass code? Or vice verse? I don't know \o.o/

I slowly opened the door to see a glimmer of light coming from their bathroom.
I quickly stepped inside and closed the door. I decided to hide in the shadows until who ever was in there had gone back to bed.
My heart was pounding, if that person steps into the living room... I'm done for.
Suddenly my left butt cheek began to vibrate.
Thank God I left my phone on silent. I pulled it out to find that it was Yoongi who messaged me:

Oh BTW.... I Uh forgot to mention it but uhhh today you looked fresh-
Like salad.

I looked at the time- almost 3am... Seriously? He's messaging me at this hour?
What is he thinking?
Wait... this means he's awake.
His bedroom is nextdoor to JIMIN'S AIGOOOO.

I heard foot steps. The person in the bathroom had finally left.... It was Jin, he was dressed in all pink pyjamas and he wore slippers that made scraping sounds against the floor as he dragged his feet along to his bedroom with Hobie.
The sound of his door shutting was loud and it made me jump.
Okay the coast is clear. (IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT).
And I still don't know if it's 'coast' or 'ghost' oki don't mock me.

I slowly and carefully made my way into Jimin, Kookie and Tae's room.
I stared into the darkness, trying to make out what was what. I could see glimmers of light illuminating various areas of a pale and well sculpted back- That? That's Kookie.For sure.
On the bed next to him all I could see were covers- his face was well snuggled up into his pillow.
And the bed next to that-
Empty.
My heart stopped and a ringing emerged in my ears.
I stood there for a few moments- wasting time trying to pull myself together.
I knew then that I would walk into either Tae or Jimin.

I came here for a reason and I will retrieve the underwear wether or not I get caught.
THIS SPY DOESNT GIVE UP.
I quietly stomped to the chest of drawers- conveniently AND I MEAN HELLA CONVENIENTLY the drawers were named- I guess they have sharing issues ^•^

I began rummaging through Jimbles' drawer, finding socks, shorts and.... Underwear.
I pushed aside a few of his trunks; some reading things like "delicious", "eagle", "Doughnut" and even "AH YE" written on the back. Finally I found one that had "smart-ass" written across the butt. I held it up and whispered "perfect" to myself- forcing myself to not giggle.
I folded it and shoved it into my pocket.
Just as I was about to close the drawer I went back and shoved the trunks that had "AH YE" written on the back in my other pocket. No one has to know.

OVERALL: Mission accomplished.
YAY ^•^
I quietly made my way out of their dorm as I replayed mission impossible's theme tune in my head.
I just got down from the stairs and entered the hallway when I received a text from Sariah:

SENA DONT COME HOME. SUHO IS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR.

I swallowed my saliva and looked up to see Suho staring back at me from my door. Too late.
He smiled then slowly and unsteadily made his way to me.
He smelt of alcohol.

As the seconds passed the smile on his face grew larger and scarier. He looked insane.
"Well well well.... look who decided to show. I've was ooking fo youuuu" he slurred his words then he chuckled.
Drunk.
Definitely drunk.
Suddenly he burst out laughing- it echoed down the corridor.
"Go home Suho. You're drunk."
I walked past him, towards my door
But he grabbed my arm.
Despite being drunk- his grip was very strong. And it hurt.
"Let go." I demanded as I clenched my jaw.
He swung me around and pushed me into the wall- knocking the wind out of me.
I let out a small scream just before he covered my mouth with his cold hand- the other hand holding my left arm down. I tried to push him away with my free hand but turns out I'm not as strong as I thought.

He leaned forward and took a deep breath, "I said... I was looking for you." he breathed onto my face. My heart was beating so fast that I could hear my pulse in my ears.

I managed to bite his hand- causing him to jerk back. I took the opportunity to push him away and punch him in the face.
He touched his face to check for blood, even thought there was none- he looked furious. He went for my hair, I felt needles of pain spreading across my scalp and I screamed out in agony- my scream for help sounded pathetic since my throat was ridiculously dry.
"YOU CANT HIT ME. I'LL SHOW YOU. HOW DARE YOU HIT ME YOU'RE MINE."
I expected him to hit me again- but he didn't. He yanked my hair and forced me closer to him.
Our bodies almost touching.
I cringed at the thought of touching him.
He was an attractive man but an ugly person.
"LISA. SARIAH. LISAAAA."
He instantly pulled me in by my shoulders and hugged me tight, he tried to kiss me numerous times- I twisted and turned my head in any way that I could in order to avoid IT.

"GET OFF. PLEASE. Get off. GET. OFF. SUHO GET OFF."
His arms tightened around me and he leaned his head in closer.
I could feel his body crushing mine, my struggles to push him away were useless but at least he couldn't manage to kiss me.
I was about to let out one last desperate cry for help but he was ripped off of me and I was given my freedom as the sounds of flesh mounding flesh filled the corridor.

[A/N]
HEY GUYS AHA HI.
IDK WHAT THIS CHAPTER WAS ITS SHAMBLES I TELL YA.
I had writer's block. Mianhae >.<
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