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Elliott: Um... it says in order to unlock the door, we need someone of noble heart... And a dumptruck ass–

Bendy: Well, Elliott... Where are we going to find somebody like that??

Cori: *stares at Mugs-*

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Cori, holding a big ass sword: Who do I start from?! Cup~head–

Cup, high pitched tone: I DON'T WANT ONE–

Cori: it's alright

Cup: IT'S NOT ALRIGHT–

Cori: I've got it- I'll prepare–

Cup: DON'T TOUCH ME–

Cori: TOUCH YOU–

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Elliott: *holding one of these: *

Elliott: *holding one of these: *

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Cori: *stares at it*





Elliott: *Chases her with it-*

Cori: *bOLTS-*

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Bendy: Boris is at that special age where a boy has only one thing on his mind.

Fanny: Girls?

Boris: Murder.

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Bendy: Not only do you not respect my crew, I get the feeling, eughh... You don't respect me, either!

Felix: Oh really? And what gave that away?

Bendy: well- *points at his stab wound* The giant stab wound sort of tipped me off!–

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Mugs: Frankenstein– isn't the name of the monster. It's the name of the DOCTOR! Can you believe that?

Cori: Wow!

Cori, internally: I am in love with this person.

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Villains: *digging up holes extremely fast*

Mugs: hEY- THAT BETTER BE YOUR OWN GRAVE YOU'RE DIGGING–

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Cori: Oh. It's just him.

Elliott: Cuphead!

Cup: Oh, Hey Elliott

Cori: A-hem.

Cup, sarcasm: Oh, forgive me! Hello your majesty~–

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Fanny, trying to find new love: WHATS A GIRL GOTTA DO TO GET SOME FLOWERS?????  D I E ??????

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Child! Cup: Can I say a bad word??

Elder Kettle: ?

C! Cup: cAN I SAY A BAD WORD????

Elder Kettle: Yes?

C! Cup: *turns to Cori* YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' BITCH–

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C! Cup: K, quickly! If you had to kill one of your frogs in order to keep me alive, which one would it be?–

Child! Elliott: AH–

C! Cup: QUICK QUICK QUICK-

C! Elliott: NOOO-

C! Cup: THREE TWO ONE–

C! Elliott: NONONONO NOOO–

C! Cup: Thr- THREE TWOOO–

C! Elliott: *frantic Elliott noises-*

C! Cup: I'm dead- *lies on the ground* you just killed me, marry one of your frogs now, damn–

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Mugs: Aw! Look at this bee! Nothin' t be scared of!

Bee: *goes near Bendy-*

Bendy: aAAAAA–

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Elliott: Can't wait to scare random people in the forest!–

Cori: Be careful!

Elliott: *turned his head a bit to look at her* What?– *hits a tree-*

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Mugs: Hello my love!~ I am in the tiddy section, what size boob dome do you wear??- chu~-

Cups: Hey bitch, I'm in the boob section. What size honkers you wear?-

Bendy: Ayo bae! I'm in the tiddy section! What size dippin' dots you got?–

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Sorry kinda short-

Like Bendy–

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