Fresh: Bro, I just woke up from my dream [sniff-]
Novel: PFT- DAMN—
Fresh: WHO STOLE MY F#€KING EYEBROWS—
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Leah: Ah- Wait, how old are you?
Tomb: Wait... Guess.
Leah: Sixty-six.
Tomb: WHAT?!
Leah: pFT— You said guess!
Tomb: THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!
Leah: HHHHHH- Why are you yelling at me—
Tomb: THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE!-
Leah: Hehehehe- Hahahah!—
Tomb: Like, normally when people play that game they're like- Oh, they guess like a little bit younger. Was THAT up the little bit younger guess??
Leah: [Snickering-] Yeah, are you like, sixty-nine?? Are you-
Tomb: WHAT?!—
Leah: HAAHAHHAHDJDKKDKD— So was I right??
Tomb: No. I'm not in my sixties.
Leah: Oh.. really?-
Tomb, jokingly: I'm in my seventies-
Leah: OH! I KNEW IT! I was just being nice!—
Tomb: NO! I'M NOT IN MY SEVENTIES! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU KNEW IT"????
Leah: AAAHAHAHAHAH-
Tomb: I'm thirty-eight! What the fuck!
Leah: OH! GOD DAMN YOU'RE OLD!—
Tomb: WHAT?!—
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Killer: Just quit fighting, and I won't break those wings of yours.
Birch: Oh my gosh!
Killer: Huh?
Birch: He's bald!—
Killer: I—
Birch: He's bald and he's torturing people who have HAIR—
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Jasper: Thank you for shopping at Walmart, your total will be-.. UH- 5,090 dollars and 56 cents, do you want a receipt?
Ciel: No, but can I kiss the employee?~-
Jasper, flustered: NO—
Blake: What the hell is going on here, Jasper (not)from Steven Universe Lunar?
Jasper: Oh, sorry boss, I just sneezed HAHA.
Ciel: I'm still waiting—
Jasper: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ZEST FEST—
Blake: You're fired-
Jasper: I know.
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Theo, audibly falling down a flight of stairs.:
Cross: THEO—
Theo, dusting himself off and walks away: Good and newwwww—
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Killer, throwing a coin in the air and catching it: ... Lucky, guess you get to suck on momma's tiddies tonight—
Bby! Machi: ?—
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Magenta, doing her make up:
Dust, talking to 'Papyrus': I-It's crazy cus'—
Magenta: Could you, like, take your psychotic episode somewhere else? Please schmookems?
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Torment: Uh, guys. We have some bad news.
Horror: What?
Torment: Uhm...
Exe: ... Everyone who has a wife, step forward.
- Everyone steps forward -
Exe: Not so fast, Horror—
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Blake, the minute he heard Void went on a date with Sunny: .
Void: ... [rUNS—]
Blake: COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID BITCH—
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Horror: ... You guys really don't have any shame.
Killer: The most important quality of a woman is her heart, not my fault her boobs are in the way—
Dust: Yeah..
Horror: ... Dust, you're staring at her thighs.
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Dragon: Babes!
Ellia: What?
Dragon: Look, there's someone handsome~
Ellia: WHERE???
Dragon: Behind you!~
Cross, just scrolling through his phone: hm..
Ellia: Push me, gworl—
Dragon: Bet— [pUSH-]
Cross, who Ellia bumped into: Ah! Are you okay?
Ellia: Oh, yes! I'm so sorry!... [Walks away]
Ellia: Dragon, you're such an idiooottt... You should've pushed me HARDER—
Ellia & Dragon: [Dumb giggling-]
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Error: SHIT! You're losing too much blood! What's your type?! Tell me!
Deana, already whoozy: Losers. [Dies—]
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[They're all kids in this-]
Void: Is Axel still it?
Blake: Yeah, I think so!
Void: Alright, Heheh.
Blake: .... [Slowly touches Void's face.]
Void: ... How could you betray me like this?
Blake: I had no choice.
Void: The choice was yours when you were tagged, Blake.
Blake: Void-
Void: Do not refer to me so casually. We are no longer blood.
Blake: If not you, then who?!
Void: AHA!
Blake: You are not fast like Axel!
Void: At last, the truth!
Blake: You do not move with grace like Jasper!
Void: Go on.
Blake: ... No.
Void: Speak your mind.
Blake: YOU ARE SLOW. You travel at the speed of a snail with no destination! Aimless with your journey! You are a target with minimal stamina! YOU ARE SLOW—
Void: [Pokes his arm] Tag.
Blake: [GASP-]
Void: Dramatic ahhh-
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