Tamara: Tanya, if you were an actual dog, what breed would you be?
Tanya: *on her phone, not paying attention-* Breedable-
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Kraang: Only because you are highly dangerous when emotional.
Tamara: Highly dangerous?! You zapped me in the head, HARD! I'm dizzy and I have serious short term memory loss!
....
And I have serious short term memory loss!-
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Tanya: I'm growin' tomatoes, any tips?
Tyra: Choke on them.
Tanya: no salsa for you I guess-
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Taylin, upset: *sighs* Another day, another–
Tanya: sLAY–
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Taylin: You gotta learn more, you still punch like a little boy–
egaS: And you still block with your face.
Taylin: *taken back, but smiles* I remember when you wouldn't stand up to us... *Hugged him* I missed ya little man..
egaS: !..
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Tamara: Taylin! Guess who's here!
Taylin: My date!
Tamara: Your husband!
Taylin: I don't HAVE a husband, call the police.
Tyra: ... Your EX-husband?
Taylin: I'll call the police–
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Tyra: Who... Are you??
Tamara: You but more unhinged and additional suppressed trauma~
Tanya: You but horny-
Taylin: You but a single mom of three that never sits still in the same spot ^^''
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Tanya: I wish I had multiple limbs... I can get more money in a single night for just blowjo–
Tamara: Don't. You. Dare. Finish. That. Sentence.
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Tanya: Oh to be as tiny but buff woman-
Tamara: What the hell are you talking about?-
Tanya: I saw one of Tyra's battles from that Nexus place or something- Her opponent was massive–
Tyra: TINY?!?!–
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Tyra: Fuck the police.
Tanya: Suck anime tiddies–
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Tamara: I ate some of those gummy bears you had
Taylin: Yeah, those are gonna kick in soon.
Tamara: W- What's gonna kick in soon? Taylin?-
Taylin: *walks away*
Tamara: tAYLIN?!–
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Taylin: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Tanya: You and me!!
Taylin, tearing up: o-okay-
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Tyra: *annoyed sighs* God give me patience..
Tanya: I think you mean "God give me strength"
Tyra: If God gave me more strength, you'd be paying him a permanent visit right now.
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Taylin: I said no.
Tamara, Tanya and Tyra: You're not our mom.
Taylin: I'm not?!?!–
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Tanya: I swing both ways~ with a machete. Come get some, motherfuckers.
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Tyra: By the end of the day, I could hear my inner voice too.
Taylin: What is it saying?
Tyra: I dunno. I don't speak aggressive french.
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Tyra: Go to hell.
Tamara: *tearing up* I wish I could–
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Taylin: Maybe you should calm down–
Tanya: I AM CALM!–
Tamara: You should chill out like dude-
Tanya: How can I chill when I'm this hot??-
Tyra: I dunno, let's see how long you'll last in a butcher's freezer.
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Tyra: You're pretty dumb.
Tanya: Wow, Thanks!!
Tyra: Why are you thanking me? I literally just insulted you-
Tanya: All I heard was, "You're pretty"
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Taylin: My life is constantly just an inner monologue of "why did I do that?"
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Tyra: People SAY they appreciate honesty. Until I'm honest with them. Then, suddenly, I'm an asshole.
