Kai, who's definitely being insincere, dead tone (Like her—): This food is so fucking good, Fright.
Fright: A-Ah Ok! ... Wow..
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Trickster: LISTEN!! I may not be... The sharpest tool in the shed... But that's why blunt force trauma exists—
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Empireverse! Black: It's really cute that you're gonna defeat me with the "power of friendship" and all- but again, I am Black Vanta, the queen of curses, so. I don't know how well it's gonna work—
EV! Theo: YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!!
EV! Black: Uh-huh, go ahead.
EV! Theo: I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN MY HANDS—
EV! Black: Atatatatatatatatatat shut up shut up shut up shutthefuckup— I'm the q— I don't care. I DO NOT CARE—
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RM: We didn't even have a proper wedding, we just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.
Fell: The Judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parollle-
RM: You begged me to marry you~
Fell: It's true, I did—
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Dream: The first rule of being a hero is DO NO HARM.
Bby! Theo: Okay!
Gold: Unless you mean to do harm, then do lots of harm ^^ ♡
Bby! Theo: Okay!—
Dream: Hon—
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Quartz: Please close the door, Spirit is beginning to melt.
Spirit: *Sad sigh-*
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Novel: I said pass the weed bitch, I don't like to pass the gas. Blowin' bubbles, blowin' za za—
Bby! Nyein: She got big 'ol tiddies! I said goo goo, go gaga-
Novel: ...
Novel, sitting in those fancy therapist couches: Am I a bad parent for the fact that she knows that?—
Dragon, for some reason being the therapist: Pft-
Novel: Don't answer that.
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Bby! Axel: Today I'm feeling, ✨Aloha✨
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Bby! Axel after Void stole his glasses: I'm so getting pissed >:[
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Bby! Axel: *Void accidentally toppled over a block tower he was doing* You fucked my again >:[[[[[
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Bby! Axel: *Playing with Blake* You look really ✨hot✨—
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Fresh: I didn't teach him any of that- why is he saying these things—
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Birch: *bleeding out, holding his wound* aGH- fuck...
Karma: ...
Deana: Karma. He's just a rookie. Don't.
Karma: Pft-
