Deana just peacefully showing pictures of her old pet rat: :]
Karma: I'm lookin' at snake food—
Deana: I'm looking at someone who's never felt the warmth of their father.
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Kai: Eh, imma stick to traumatizing them.
Black: You better stick to mental asylums.
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Bby! Rouge: I keep hearing voices inside my head!—
Error: Sweetums—
Bby! Rouge: THEY TELL ME TO EAT MY VEGGIES— [SOBS]
Bby! Rouge: I feel like a veggie, and it HURTS—
Bby! Ace: Turron! :DD
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Karma: This is Theo.
Theo: Hi.
Karma: And this is Theo's mom.
Ellia: Hi!
Karma: In a moment, Ellia's mom will read her son's internet browsing history—
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Black: AGH! DON'T PUT THAT GUN AT MY FACE.
...
Black: Is you LGBT cus' yo gun pink?—
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Dream: Oh MY STARS! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Birch, going to the Starships (Star Sanses) base by himself, after getting beaten the shit out of him by Killer: Yeah. Why.
Ink: Oh, shit we got an Avenger—
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Shade: Lance, it's me, a goddess.
Lance: Goddess, tell it to me straight— NO! Tell it to me.. circle.
Shade: Ok.
Shade, spinning in a circle: You have three weeks left to live.
Lance: [GASP!-]
Lance: That's not enough time for my birthday :[
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Ryder: Nice opinion, one small issue...
Ryder: I've planted a landmine in an undisclosed location inside your house.
Ryder, grinning: Every step you take is a... risky move.
Razz: ... Just like your mother—
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Blake: What's a fast zombie?
Ciel, half-awake: A zoombie-
Blake: [WHEEZE-]
Ciel: Z- Z- Zoom—
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Mary: I can't take this anymore. I can't keep collecting metaphorical dust on this damn shelf.
Kayley: Agreed, I haven't been redesigned in ages.
Opal: At least he gave you guys lore, I'm just here out of a design spree.
Shima: I haven't had any character development for nearly 4 years now, I'm starting to lose circulation in my head—
Luna: At least we're all here together ^^"
Frella: I can't fucking do this anymore. I'm about to commit unspeakable crimes.
Moonshine: Where am I?-
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Theo: ... So how was rehab?—
Deana: Pass the blunt.
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Dust: What the fuck happened?!
Fright: She got turned into a child...
Karma: And she's still a bitch lol-
Deana: You're literally fatherless and motherless. Pick a struggle.
Karma: I'm about to get really good at soccer ball—
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Lust: Suns out, tiddies out- ain't that how it go??
Horror: ... I ain't got no tiddies??—
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Void: Ah geez, Ayden. Dad's doing his historical lectures again.
Ayden: I can't hear it... Cus' I've died of boredom- bleh-
Void: Pft- Hahah! Oh no, it's catching! Blaagh— oof-
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Nova: So, I'm a lesbian. I hope you're okay with that.
Torment: [Fake gasp-] you're a minority- how- how could you—
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Bby! Ciel: If grown-ups come from babies, and only grown-ups can have babies. Who had the first baby?
Classic: [Wide awake now-]
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