Cup: Can you turn the- the light off? I don't like.. the way my body looks..
Elliott: Oh nah nah nah- is good- *Literally spat out his eyes* See, I can't see shit no more-
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Mugs: Oh mini me! You're non-binary!
Little! Mugs: I'm a cisgender ally-
Mugs: Did you hear what I said?? You're non-binary.
L! Mugs: Well, I'm Bi, but still a boy-
Mugs: *grabbed him by the shoulders* Lil blue. Listen to me carefully. You. Are. Non-Binary.
L! Mugs: I'M NO GENDER?-
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Bendy: Hey guys! I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A!
Cori: You thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble- but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Cups: Fuck you.
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Bendy: Hey, you know who's gay?
Cup: Wh-
*cue wedding music-*
Cup: wH-
Bendy, in a wedding dress: Us-
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Bendy: You're calling ME homophobic?! Cus' I would gladly fuck ANY MAN AND/OR WOMAN-
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Mugs: Dad a girl texted me today with "heyyy" with a smiley face-
Mojito: ... How many y's.
Mugs: Three?-
Mojito: sHE WANTS THE DIC-
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Boris: *knocked out-*
Aru: We gotta wake him up! What else wakes people up?! Loud noises, mice, water-
Elliott: Our mom-
Aru: THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME FOR "YOUR MOM" JOKES-
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Aru: Questions for guys, part 1. Do you like short girls or tall girls?-
Felix: Men-
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Cup: Look a kitten!-
Kitten: Meew
Cup: ...
I'm stealing it- *Picks it up and rUNS-*
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Elliott: If you suddenly woke up as your 7yr old self, knowing everything you do now, what would you do differently?
Cori: Jump off a bridge-
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Mugs, drunk: Woooaahhh~ who's that beautiful woman??
Boris: *follows his line of sight until it lands on Cori*
Boris, deadpanned: Dude, that's your girlfriend.
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Bendy: I am done with this conversation!
Jenna (Pls correct me if that's her name or nah-): Sit back down.
