Deana: I am not single. Uhh... Dust and I are— dating—
Horror: Really?
Karma: Really?!-
Fright: The really?—
Dust: *eyes wide and flustered, but t r I e s to keep his cool* That's cool—
---
Blaire: Yeah, Police trainin' was tough, but it certainly paid off! Haha!
Deana: Huh, neat.. I remember wanting to be a police officer.
Blaire: Yeah? Well, what do ya want to be now??
Deana: Dead.
[And then Blaire never spoke to her again/j]
---
EV! Killer, digging a hole: Long story short, this is my grave!~ Want me to make you one too?
EV! Karma: This is... Really bummin' me out—
---
Deana: I am not trying to 'seduce' you.
Dust: Oh..
Deana: ... Do you want me to seduce you?—
---
Deana: Ya wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Killer: Yes?
Deana: I was makin' a TikTok for my account.
Killer: .. Why are you telling me this?
Deana: Cus' no one. Will ever believe you.
Killer: You sick son of a bitch—
---
Leah: Sooo... What do ya do for fun??-
Morrigan: Brutal Honesty.
Leah: Uhh, I don't think that answers my question, Mormor.
Morrigan: Yes it does. It is win-win for both me and whoever I'm talking to.
Leah: How?—
Morrigan: You are slightly jealous of Karma for how confident she acts because you used to be the same. Deep down, you want to return to that state, but your body responses has been morphed and your instincts were scarred from events in your past. Black may have weakened it, but you still think you are only some cheap experiment failure hooker when you are not. You crave physical affection yet your body is disgusted by it.
Leah: .. I-I—
Morrigan: See? You get brutal check on your state, I get reactions that satisfy me. Win-win. Seriously though, you need therapy orb.
---
Cross: First, get some therapy!
Theo: *drags Morrigan and Birch over—*
Cross: Theo, that's a bird and an anarchist—
Theo: Yes :DD
---
Killer: How high can you go?
Outer: How high can I go??? To ✨space✨—
---
Dream: Your reign of terror ends here, Torment. For we will— Hon. Hon- Hon, What are you doing—
Gold, squishing Fright's cheeks: Well aren't you just the sweetest teddy bear! Yes you are—
---
Karma: JDKDIXJSIDKDJDJS-
Fright: What is that?
Karma: It's a keyboard smash!-
Fright: How do I do it?
Deana: Just press anything lol- [How did Karma even say that outloud—]
Fright: 7
---
Fresh: Lil tiny baby! :)
Axel: Shut up bitch! :D
Fresh:
Fresh: That's not what you say— You're a baby, quit cussin'!—
---
Teal: You stole my cake!-
Falcon: Not me!... Uh— Blaire!—
Teal: How dare she. I wanted that cake.
Blaire: Why am I even related to you two—
---
Exe: I help my older brother destroy AUs.
Paint: I help my older brother protect AUs!
Theo: I help everyone's mental problems except my own—
---
Gal: Making cookies for my loves, I stir and mix!
Elliott: Making cookies for your loves, you stir and mix!
Gal: They deserve icing and sprinkles, yes all of it!
Elliott: How exactly long has this butter been out to sit?—
Gal: What will I do if they hate me??
Elliott: I'm sure they won't!
Gal: Will baked goods set their hearts free?!-
Elliott: Man I don't know—
Gal: I want them to be mine for our feelings to combine! I Wanna- I wanna— AAAAAAAAAAA—
---
Theo: What are you doing?
Birch: Stargazing!
Theo: Why are there pictures of me on the ceiling??
Birch: Pretty stars♡♡♡♡♡♡—
---
Ciel: "Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm a punchline.
Ciel: My pronouns are he/he/he/he—
---
Karma: That's greatly offensive to my team!
Yesenia: College dropouts?—
---
PJ: Well that's not fair. Error didn't dip out on you when you were born?!-
Rouge: Not like he had a choice. Ma gripped onto him like she turned into Auntie Fright—
---
Geno: Hm. The one we captured still won't talk...
Dream: What do we do? We need that info as soon as possible!
Midnight: ... Oh! Maybe try pulling his teeth out every 5 minutes they won't talk and make them swallow them one by one every 3 minutes after there's no more teeth to pull?
Dream: ...
Geno: ...
Gold: For Solaris' sake, what has Black taught you while you two were stuck together?!—
---
Theo: AN UNDEAD SUMMONING?! WHAT FOR?!-
Ebony: To summon the undead! I thought the title sums it up—
---
