FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE- LAUGH-

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(Deana being- weirdly confident—)

Dust: Are you a guy or a girl??

Deana: Do you wanna do a questionnaire so you can find out?

Deana: —or do you wanna kiss and then figure out how you feel afterwards?

Deana: C'mere, dust bunny~ Come gimme a kith- *Proceeds to kiss his face-*

Deana: —so how do you feel, do you feel gay or straight?—

Dust, covered in purple lipstick: Uuuuuhhhhh-

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(Training magic at the Bad Sanses' castle-)

Torment, who has no idea Deana can't use magic-: Alright, I'm coming at you with a blast of fire, what do you do?

Deana: ... *Pulls her hood down on her face even more and lays down on the ground on her side*

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Birch: Yeah, I was born in like 20??

Falcon: Pft- what?-

Birch: What year were you born??

Falcon: Bro like, 19—

Birch: 19??????-

Birch: Your year starts with 19???-

Falcon: Ahahah. DON'T BE A BITCH ABOUT IT—

Birch: A lot of back talk from someone who wasn't even born in the century-

Falcon: I ain't afraid to punch a kid ☺️

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Ink: Welcome to the Multiverse News!!

Paint: And today we are counting down our picks for the— *the points to the screen of Karma stabbing the shit out of herself-* Top 10 stupidest people!—

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Leah: I don't lie!~ I just.. change the truth—

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Karma: I know I say this a lot about Dust but— *points to him smothering an obviously pissed off Deana-* DEMON POSSESSION—

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Swap: What's going on, Gold?

Gold, who was put in charge while having minimal sleep: It's Shire's sweet 20s birthday party!~ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!—

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(The first time offering the idea of a truce-)

Paint: So I'll remind you ^^

Paint: SHE GRABBED ME. *Points to Fright's picture* BY THE FACE—

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Dream: Why didn't you tell us?!

Ink: Oh, because I wanted us to fail ^^

Ink: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW—

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Swap: HEY!- HEY-

Yesenia: SHH! The baby's sleeping.

Swap: *whispers* Oh, sorry, sorry..

Yesenia: What's up?

Swap: *still whispering* The house is on fire—

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Ink: BEHOLD MORTALS, IT IS I- THE GAY AGENDA MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA—

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Deana: Fright, Leah, we love you two

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