(Deana being- weirdly confident—)
Dust: Are you a guy or a girl??
Deana: Do you wanna do a questionnaire so you can find out?
Deana: —or do you wanna kiss and then figure out how you feel afterwards?
Deana: C'mere, dust bunny~ Come gimme a kith- *Proceeds to kiss his face-*
Deana: —so how do you feel, do you feel gay or straight?—
Dust, covered in purple lipstick: Uuuuuhhhhh-
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(Training magic at the Bad Sanses' castle-)
Torment, who has no idea Deana can't use magic-: Alright, I'm coming at you with a blast of fire, what do you do?
Deana: ... *Pulls her hood down on her face even more and lays down on the ground on her side*
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Birch: Yeah, I was born in like 20??
Falcon: Pft- what?-
Birch: What year were you born??
Falcon: Bro like, 19—
Birch: 19??????-
Birch: Your year starts with 19???-
Falcon: Ahahah. DON'T BE A BITCH ABOUT IT—
Birch: A lot of back talk from someone who wasn't even born in the century-
Falcon: I ain't afraid to punch a kid ☺️
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Ink: Welcome to the Multiverse News!!
Paint: And today we are counting down our picks for the— *the points to the screen of Karma stabbing the shit out of herself-* Top 10 stupidest people!—
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Leah: I don't lie!~ I just.. change the truth—
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Karma: I know I say this a lot about Dust but— *points to him smothering an obviously pissed off Deana-* DEMON POSSESSION—
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Swap: What's going on, Gold?
Gold, who was put in charge while having minimal sleep: It's Shire's sweet 20s birthday party!~ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!—
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(The first time offering the idea of a truce-)
Paint: So I'll remind you ^^
Paint: SHE GRABBED ME. *Points to Fright's picture* BY THE FACE—
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Dream: Why didn't you tell us?!
Ink: Oh, because I wanted us to fail ^^
Ink: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW—
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Swap: HEY!- HEY-
Yesenia: SHH! The baby's sleeping.
Swap: *whispers* Oh, sorry, sorry..
Yesenia: What's up?
Swap: *still whispering* The house is on fire—
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Ink: BEHOLD MORTALS, IT IS I- THE GAY AGENDA MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA—
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Deana: Fright, Leah, we love you two
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