Outer: This is bad! This is really bad!—
Killer: Dude, what is it?!-
Outer: I kissed S-Stella-
Killer: Woah.
Killer: I owe Colt so much money.
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Dragon: You ask us questions about ourselves, and we answer them!
Epic: it's easy! Go!
Bby! Theo: Why don't you have a wife?—
Epic: Woah.—
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(Theo raised by the Dreaded Faith-)
Deana: This is tequila! *Pulls out a bottle*
Bby! Theo: :0
Fright: Deana..
Deana: We're gonna take shots, until life feels good again!—
Fright: DEANA!—
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(Theo raised by the Dreaded Faith-)
Kid! Theo: Imma break this board in half with my FACE!-
Black: Leah, when I ask you to watch them, I hoped you would keep them from being irresponsible.
RM: And I did. I talked them out of trying to break a cinder block.
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Theo: WOAH-
Birch, 7'5 in height: *Waves* :]
Theo: DAMN— I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU FEEDIN' HIM, BUT HE IS TOO DAMN BIG—
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Ebony: Why aren't you dating Colt??
Mary: 1. We're rivals.
2. I'd destroy him.
Ebony: He'd be into that!-
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Horror: I.. didn't catch your name?
Fright: ??- I didn't throw it??-
Horror: Marry me.
Fright: What?—
Horror: What.—
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(Back when they were at a friend stage-)
Theo, getting on a call with Birch: Hey girl-
Birch: Hey dude- are you on a run?
Theo: No, someone's chasing me with a knife.
Birch: WHAT?! Are you okay?!
Theo: you're good, he's pretty slow- what's up?—
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Paint, on call with Swap: Hey, have you ever lost the kid you were babysitting??
Swap: No, why would I have lost—
Paint: Not even for like 10 hours?—
Swap: NO!! DID YOU?!
Paint: Mm- Okay—
Swap: WHAT THE FUCK?!—
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Dragon, on call with Ellia: Bad news, _____ and I are officially done.
Ellia: *gasp!* You guys broke up??
Dragon: No, he died—
Ellia: Ohmystars—
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Karma: You a bitch-
Deana, giving it a go at being a comedian while drunk-: Why do you think I'm doing this for a living?- You think I was a police officer?? I'm a bitch. Goddamn it—
Killer: BAHAHAHHSHDJDJD-
Dust: pFT-
Deana: *taking another sip out of her tequila bottle* There's nothing you could say to me, I haven't said six inches from the mirror.-
Leah: FUCKING HELL JDDIJDKDSKKSS-
Tammy: We gotta let her do this more ofTEN BAHAHAHSHSJSJ-
Deana: You're the first name going in my suicide note TONIGHT—
Horror: Should- Should we be concerned—
Fright: *laughing her ass off surprisingly-* Just- Just let Black handle it—
Shire: That's really concerning, Deana-
Deana: *on the verge of falling off the stage-* No, I got, like, four more in the chamber—
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RM: Why use logic and a plan when you can just punch something really hard??—
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Shire, finding a note: Hm? What's this?
Killer: Hey! That's mine!—
[Killer trying to grab it from Shire's hand but Shire dodges, floating up]
Shire: Aww~ It's a love note for all your lovers?~
Killer: No! Don't—
Shire: *Opens it*
Shire: ...
Killer: ...
Shire: ... I can't read this.
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Magenta: I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A ROACH IN IT!!
Ellia: Or did you just put a shirt on that a roach was already wearing?
Dragon: That's so rude-
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Novel: As a teenager, my favorite words are "free" and "cancelled".
Fresh: Free pizza is cancelled-
Novel: Why would you say something like that?—
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Raegan: Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Leah: Child prodigy my ass! You're a gifted kid that's so burnt out, you'd beat Deana's aunt's apartment building!~
Deana: And I'm about to beat the living shit out of both of you for eating my strawberry shortcake.
Raegan: I was a child prodigy, you can't hurt me—
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"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Old Hag?!"
- Everyone towards Kai
