Jasper: About to turn 18, guess where I'm going. [Holding a stack of cash.]
Blake: The strip club?!
Jasper: No! Jail! I robbed a bank. I'm a thief not a slut—
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Colen: This is so much fun, I'm having a great— CONCRETE OOH MY GOD [Proceeds to eat it somehow]
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Morrigan, getting into Ellia's car: Wait a minute. Who did you have in here? Why is the seat- why is the seat back like that?
Ellia: ...
Morrigan: AND WHY DOES THIS CAR LIKE JAPANESE CHERRY BLOSSOMS???
Ellia: ...
Morrigan: WHO TF DID YOU HAVE IN HERE—
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Cerise: People never change. Science tells that our genetic imprint pre-determine your fate, your character, your choices.
Cerise, pointing at the Scientists: You were born stupid, you grow up stupid, you die stupid.
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Ellia, picking up an old picture of Kaia: Huh, this kid looks a lot like you, Karma.
Karma: You think so? She looks pathetic.
Deana: That's what she means, Karma—
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Dream, who I know has a lot of pent up rage: Before I do what I'm about to do, I want you to know this is not your fault. You're just doing your job. But someone has to suffer for what happened and unfortunately, you're the only one around.
Horror: Someonehelp-
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Deana: HOW SLOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE?!
Killer: Heheheh-
Deana, knocking on his skull: God just did not design you for thinking, did he? Either that or he put your brain in your dick.
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Dust: Yeah, Karma can get you a new pet in like 3 seconds.
Dust: or Karma can BE your new pet. She'd do it too. That girl's got zero self respect.
Dust: ... That's mean. Don't tell her I said that.
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Ellia: Uhm, Black? Where's your bra?
Black, who just got out of bed: My boobs did nothing wrong. To belong in booby prison. Thank you very much.
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Ace: This is why you don't read smutty fanfics, Lust- cus' you're no fun~
Blake: Maybe it's because rather than reading about it, I'm doing it in real life.
Ace: ...
Ace: That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to me—
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Jackie: She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts— she's really pretty I kinda wanna kiss her—
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Leah, high on catnip while trapped in a blanket tied with rope: You fuckers really just trapped me huh?? When I get out of here I'm destroying all yOUR SLIPPERS—
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Birch: It's actually only legal to own raccoons in Illinois, Florida, I think ohio, and-
Fell, who just had a bad day: Shut up no one cares about your raccoons, Birch.
