Hehe ahah-

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Saint: Speaking of surprises, Fright!

Fright: Yeah?

Saint: I have something up my sleeve ^_^

Fright: Is it... A banana?

Saint: No! It's a studded bat to the head >▽<

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Tempest: There are ways to stop me from doing what I do!

Tempest: ...

Tempest: What? You think imma tell you?~

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Ink: Can I try rizzing you up?

Exe: Uh.. heh, sure?

Ink: Okay. Here it goes.

Ink: ... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE—

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Bby! Blake: I like apples and bananas :3

Dragon, who's babysitting: Me too bro, me too-

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(The mistake of letting the rest of the bad Sanses without Torment go to the meeting of joining the Bad Sanses and Dreaded Faith together)

Killer: We won't join until this suits our needs. Now about maternity leave-

Black: Maternity leave?

Karma: You're all males?—

Deana: [Looks under the table] ... Dunno what I'm looking for exactly, all I see is fucking bones.

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Theo: I'm not worried about things like labels, people can call me whatever they like! They can even call me Vixen.

Theo: ...

Theo: NEVER CALL ME VIXEN—

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Theo: Y'know, if I know how to time travel, I'd just try to punt Torment early to save lil me the trouble.

Raegan: For real? I'd just give myself all the winning lottery numbers.

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Karma: God, this thing is ugly.

Creme: ... That's just a picture of you as a kid?

Karma: Yeah. Fuckin' bible thumper.

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Dragon: Epic! The party is buzzin' now, FUCK!- I feel like I went too hard on the confetti this time though.

Dragon: I have like, a rainbow, in my vagina right now-

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Killer: Anyways! Karma, this is Color. Color, this is my girlfriend, Karma.

Karma: Nice ta meetcha bitch!~

Color: Oh- this is... She's hot— [wait-]

Karma: Hah!~ Holy shit, okay! Killer you didn't tell me he was hilarious, that's so funny.

Color: Right...

Karma: I love that that's the first thing you say to me. You don't give a shit about how freaky you come off and that's fucking beautiful. You're my new favorite person~

Color: Am I though?

Karma: Yeah bitch! No, really.

Karma: Reminds me of the first time I saw Swap without a shirt on~ I was like, "Ohf! Boy, you're hot as hell"-

Karma: but then I wanted to die cus' it was so awkward. He's a part of our enemy's group y'know but with the whole peace treaty thing now, it's cool I guess. I could hit that...

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