Theo: How'd you deal with all this trauma?
Deana: I will call Karma.
Theo: Oh, that's beautiful, man—
Deana: I'll call Karma a bitch.
Theo: Oh—
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Leah: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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(After a mission lmao-)
Cross, high off of meds: Did the doctor send you?... Man, you are eye candy♡~
Ellia: Pft- hehehehe♡
Cross: Wow!
Ellia: I'm gonna be right here with you, you eat the cracker—
Cross: Who are you?-
Ellia: [Snickers]
Cross: What's your name? -w-
Ellia: My name's Ellia, I'm your wife♡
Cross: you're MY wife?!-
Ellia: Pft- yeah?-
Cross: holy shit—
Ellia: Pft- Hahahahaahh!
Cross: Daamn—
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(They can't handle their spicy food-)
Leah: MY GOD— DAYM— omg- sweating- I'm amyuushd sweating—
Shire: I lost my vision—
Leah: He lost his vision- how many fingers am I holding?- [Flipping him off-]
Shire: Ten—
Leah: oh shit he did—
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Error: The multiverse is cruel and unfeeling.
Exe: All bunch of lifeless and useless copies of the original, that's why we need to destroy 'em.
Torment: Was that place out of chocolate again?
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Dust: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Killer: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Dust: Obviously. Now, Horror, pass the shovel.
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Gold: No! They stole OUR kids! I mean, who DOES that?!
Gold: [Points at Dream] Have you ever stolen anyone's children? Huh?
Gold: [Points at Ink] Have you??
Gold: [Points at Black] I mean you look like you would—
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(On Call-)
Swap: Bro, you're not coming today?
Error: Nah, I don't really feel like it. I'm staying at the antivoid.
Swap: damn, today wasn't the day?
Error: Yup. I'll come tomorrow, but I'm not coming today.
Swap: yeah, I understand, but Paint came today—
Error, who's suddenly there: where she at?-
Swap: WHAT THE— Where you just came from?!—
Error: Don't worry about it. Where she at?—
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Theo: Is that star... Screaming?—
Outer, who's used to zero gravity and just fell off a cliff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
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(Arc 1, fighting or something-)
Ink: I JUST WANNA GO HOME TO MY MAMAAAAAA—
Exe: [appeared in his peripheral vision for 5 seconds—]
Ink: Oh! Hey mamà~—
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Error404, high af: Why be sad... When you can just be g o n e — [Dissipates]
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Theo: I got my dad's humor!-
Yesenia: I got my father's smile!
Gold: I got my dad's eyes!
Deana: I got his smoking addition.
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Dust: There's no need to be afraid of me, I don't bite.
Birch: Yeah, but do you stab.
Dust: ... I don't bite.
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Ellia: An apple a day, keeps the doctor away!
Black: Yeah, but breaking his legs will keep him away for six to eight weeks.
Ellia: BLACK, NO—
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Dust: Dandelion, is it day or night?
Dandelion, for some reason: ... Eeeuughhh— [Proceeded to sob—]
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Skivan: The only paper we have is made from salami, which is round, paper is not round.
Swap: .. Yes, it'll work— Ink! Stop eating the plan!—
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Torment: It's becoming increasingly obvious.
Torment: I can't deny it any longer.
[images of Black and Ebony (Maybe Shade 👀)—]
Torment: I have a type.—
