Deana, brushing Dandelion's hair: Sometimes, special people come into our lives, stay for a bit, and then they have to go.
Dandelion (Deana and Dust's kid): But that's sad!
Deana: It is.. but the bit where they were here was happy, wasn't it?
Dandelion: Yeah.. We made a lot of memories together!
Deana: Maybe that makes it all worth it..
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Karma: I MAY BE A SLUT!
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Yesenia: ... But?
Karma: Oh no, blondie- I really am just a slut lmao-
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Birch: Us, the proud parents!- *Pulls Theo close*
Theo: *Chuckles a bit-*
Birch: And our screaming ball of feathers!—
Cass: KIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
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The Dreaded Faith: We cannot escape, we cannot come out.
Black: *Just walks by—*
The Dreaded Faith: MAMA?????—
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Ryder, on top of the stairs (Raegan and Razzberry's kid): Mom! Moom!
Razzberry: What is it, Ryder??
Ryder: I didn't say dad, I said mom.
Razzberry: Oh okay, I'll go "get" her.
Razzberry, going into the kitchen and leaning on the wall, imitating Raegan's voice: What is it, sweetheart?? What is it my little boo beaaarr??~
Ryder: I said I want MOOM.
Razzberry: This is mom! Can't you tell by my lovely voice??~
Ryder: Daadd..
Razzberry: Dad's not here! Which is a shame, cause he's such a handsome fellow~ With big, strong—
Raegan: Ahem.
Razzberry: AAH—
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Paint: Alright, alright- alright, I get it- you're all without fathers—
Theo: I'm not.
Theo: I fuckin' love my dad.
Cross: *Currently shoving 20 Oreos in his mouth—*
Theo: My dad's fucking awesome.
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Yesenia: Raegan, you gotta stop with these bombing schemes—
Raegan: I'm not messing with that gay shit—
Yesenia: WHAT GAY SHIT??? THE LAW????—
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Ink: Ok, let's try this again. Can you say Ink for me? Say Ink.
Bby! Theo: *tilts their head-*
Ink: I N —
Paint: *shoves Ink-* MOVE OVER IT'S MY TURN—
Ink: aCK— H EY—
Paint: Paint. Say it. Paint.
Bby! Theo: ... *Mlem-*
Paint: *pokes their cheek* Is it broken?—
Bby! Theo: Mmmr... Pai!
Paint: *Scoops Theo up-* I'M THE CHOSEN ONE!—
Bby! Theo: wA-
Paint: *Runs off—* GO EAT DIRT, LOSER!—
Ink: pAINT WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING THEM OUTSIDE—
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Creme: I'll just have to never leave your side ever again for the rest of our lives! Heh-
Killer: Hm.. What're you doing?-
Creme, clinging to his leg-: I can never leave your side ever again for the rest of our lives—
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Theo: How old are you??
Karma: Twenty nine—
Deana: I'm thirty.
Fright: Wh- We missed your birthday?..
Karma: Why didn't you tell us??
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Yesenia: OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD!—
Swap: *Pretend dead-* X-X
Bby! Sunberry: Mm.. No, he kinda looks alive— *Kicks his head—*
Swap: oW—
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Killer: I ain't doin' CPR, these skeleton lips are reserved for two people only so you gon have to die—
Dust: *cOUghs—* I'M DYING— *CoUgh-* YOU ASS—
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Empireverse! Deana: You got any pets?
EV! Dust's mind: Women like sensitive guys, right??
EV! Dust: Uh- A cat!—
EV! Deana: What's their name?
EV! Dust's mind: Women also like tough guys...
EV! Dust: Auh— Missile launcher—
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Torment: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT— WHAT THE F U C K AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL EBONY?!—
*A pile of melted fabric on the floor-*
Killer: Uh- She seems to like you, sir. Maybe she would understand if—
Torment: My dick is GOOD. But it is not that good, Killer—
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Horror: Ok, from now on, no one makes any more promises.
Raelynn (purple triplet): But you said you'd always love us :[
Horror: Woah, I didn't think this through—
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Exe: *sighs a bit* Yoohoo~ Hi, I'm your wife.
Ink, playing a game with Ace where he just been born or smth-: my.. wife?-
Exe: Yes. And if you want me to stay your wife, you'll learn about dish washers.
Ink: Dish washer.. wife.. wow! *Walks away-* There's just so much to learn!—
Exe: I-
Ace: Hehehehehehe-
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Fright: If me, Karma and Deana were stuck in a room together, and Deana had to choose between shooting me or Karma... I think she'd shoot herself—
