Boris: This place is great y'know! It's whimsical and fun!
Cup, who just punched someone who looked at Boris the wrong way-: What are you looking at mOTHERFUCKER?-
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Aru: Would you fight me?-
Cup: How old are you?
Aru: 10!
Cup: yeah, whip you upside down, spin you like a helicopter from your hair, yes little angel I will-
Aru: How old are you??
Cup: I'm 22
Aru: We're freaking 12 years apart!
Cup: I'm glad you know how to do math.
Aru: My mom's 31. Try me-
Cup: shi ok I shoot, I hope she shoot back-
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Elliott: Hey! Why don't you give me your phone? I'll put my number in it.
Some dude-: Okay! *Hands it over*
Elliott: *Transfers his entire Pokémon Go team to his, gives the phone back*
Dude: *looks at it* HEY!! WHAT THE-?!
Elliott: *Takes off his hoodie spontaneously-* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!-
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Cups: Hey it's me, Cuphead Inkwell!
Mugs: And it's me, Mugman!-
Cups: You get no bitches.
Mugs: WTF?
Cups: ABSOLUTELY NONE.
Mugs: I'm sorry-
Cups: EVEN IF YOU DID, YOU'D HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
Mugs: *sOBS-*
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Elliott: *sits down next to Corrina* Hey, Hey Cori. Don't look now, but there's this.. fine ass person behind you...
Elliott: *looks away for just a sec to get his food, and looked back at where Cori WAS* ?-
Cori: *Had looked behind her and now sitting next to Mugs* 💖💖💖💖💖💖
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*At Car race-*
Cup: I'm so gonna own you, Elliott!
Elliott: Okay-
Cup: No- you're supposed to say "In your dreams, Cuphead!"
Elliott: In your dreams, Cuphead!
Cup: Too late, the moments passed-
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Mugs: Bonjour Cori! Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Cori: *bLUSHES-* No, I don't want to sleep with you right now-
Mugs:
Mugs: Isthatwhatthatmeans?-
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Bendy: You're taller...
Elliott: >:)
Bendy: How fuckin' dare you-
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Cori: *Points at Cup* I'm going to point at you and make you feel inferior-
Cup: *points up-* I'M going to point my finger back at you-
Cori: I'M NOT IN THE SKY, DICKNIPS-
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Cup: Looks like college was no match for classic street learning, amirite, strawberry whore?-
Cori: Yeah, shut the fuck up, you piece of shit.-
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Boris: ... What are you doing?
Elliott, who was talking to a door: The door is locked and I was told that communication is key-
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( GalaxyComets556 If it doesn't fit Cori I apologize-)
Cori: I've made my peace with what that says about me. You guys have no idea what it's like! He knows what a shitty person I am.... And he still smiles at me!
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Bendy: You're not married, y-you don't even have a GIRLFRIEND-
Boris: Why would I want a woman in my life?-
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Mugs: I just wanna say, I'm apart of the LGBTQ community, and this is my best friend Boris, he's an ally! Talk Boris!-
Boris: Ally :DD
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Jason: Cori, I don't know how to say this, so I'll whisper it in Elliott's ear and he'll blurt it out in astonishment. *Whispers to Elliott*
Elliott: YOU'RE GETTING A NEW SIBLING? 😱
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Mugs: Oh Cori! We have a visitor!
Cori: Don't tell me it's Cuphead.
Mugs: It's Cuphead :D
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Jason: There's a baby raccoon that the little imps chased into a tree. Devs says I can't keep the raccoon...
Devs is dumb-
Elliott: *AGGRESSIVE POSSIBLY RABIES INFECYED NOISES-*
Jason: He's gonna be my best friend :D
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Elliott's mom: What are you doing?!
Elliott, in the middle of ripping out his wings: I'm going into my gorlboss arc-
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Polly: Are you a boy?
Mugs: No
Polly: Are you a girl?
Mugs: No
Polly: Then what are you??
Mugs:
Polly:
Mugs: No-
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*Babysitting Aru-*
Cup: Uhm... Want a beer?
Cori: SHE'S 10!!
Cup: I DUNNO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HER?!-
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Jason: Stop causing chicken apocalypses.
Elliott: Huh?-
Jason: STOP. CAUSING. CHICKEN. APOCALYPSES.
Elliott: Aahh- Add raccoons to the apocalypses-
Jason: nO-
