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Cup: SHUT UP I'M BEING DRAMATIC!-

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Mugs: still mad at Cuphead?

Cori, stabbing a picture of Cup: No.

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Boris, talking to Mugs through those small ear piece mics: Ok, Mugs, distraction time. But be subtle about it.

Mugs: *Wearing a sparkly blue dress, some light blue make up, and has some styled up jello hair* Alright. I got this.

Mugs: *dropped his glass of water on the ground, threw a whole ass table and fell to the ground-* I'm hAVING A BABYYY- IS THERE A DOCTOR?! OR PERHAPS SEVERAL SECURITY GUARDS THAT CAN LEAVE THEIR POSTS AND HELP ME?!?!–

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Boris: Alright Mugs, we're in!

Mugs: *quickly stood up and walked away-* Oops I forgot, I'm not pregnant–

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Cori, who just got back, inside her car: ....

Elliott, outside her car door: :)

Cori: *opens it*

Elliott: Did you know, there was a fire inside the house today–

Cori: *closes it-*

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Cup: *bursts through the door* That's right everybody! It's ya favorite boi–

Cori: *who was gonna kiss Mugs* gET THE FUCK OUT OR I'LL–

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Elliott, having a sword through the leg: You would kill me just for that?

Aru: I'd kill you for a snickers bar :D

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Cups, showing a pic from ten years and a pic now: It's been 10 years since I killed someone today. Big day–

Cori: Congrats on your self control Cuphead but you look dreadful in both pictures–

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Cup: Yeah well that's fine by me Strawberry bitch. I don't need you either and besides I would rather hang out with cheese zany over here than you any day of the fucking week–

Elliott: *excited noise–* Uh- hey- we're you being serious? Do you really wanna hang out with me??–

Cup: Huh? Who the fuck is this dork?–

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Elliott, swapped styles with Cup: Can I say it? Just this once?–

Cup, playful eye roll: Only if you wish to suffer.

Elliott: *Smiles, then full on got into character* GET OVER HERE.

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Bendy: Cup. Are you high?

Cup: Am I wh?-

Bendy: High.

Cup:

Bendy:

Cup: Hi :)

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Felix: Girls kiss other girls, and no one bats an eye.

But when I kiss my homies goodnight, Society. SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY–

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Bendy: It may be getting dark, but your beauty be always shining, bby- hehe–

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