Hehehe-

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Cup: Ma, Ma-

Hibiscus: Yes?

Cup: I like guys as well-

Hibiscus: Same-

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Hibiscus: Your father and I wanted to have a talk. Have you been getting into fights or having sex?

Mugs: No?

Mojito, voice cracking: I told you we were raising a pussy-

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Cup: Come to think of it Cori, I don't even know why we came to hell. I'm- I'm fine.

Elliott: What seems to be the problem?-

Cup: My heart's purple, my leg's inside out-

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Fanny: I said if I didn't become a star by 35, I was just gonna become a serial killer!

Sheba: ... Well girl how old are you, I'm getting nervous-

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Elliott: This is usually how I look because I wanna look more approachable and funny- plus magic supression. But I have a bigger version that doesn't hold anything back, Hello big me!

Some sort of abomination that can barely pass as human: Hello Elliott.

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Bendy: You keep saying I have no bitches.

Cup: Heh-

Bendy: BUT WHERE ARE YOURS?! WHERE ARE THEY. I DON'T SEE 'EM-

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Mugs: I know how to drop my pulse to zero, but only for 60 seconds, RUN- *falls to the ground*

Boria: WHAT THE FU-

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Cup: It can get weirder!- *offers his hand* I just wear baggy clothes cus' it's comfy



*hiding a trans flag behind him* No other reason-

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Fanny: Didn't you notice? His pocket was bulging.

Cori: Eh that could be a bag of gumdrops.

Fanny: No, it was a square buldge, like a box for a ring. I think he's got a present for me.

Cori: You know, I think you're the only girl in the world that can stand on a stage with a spotlight in your eyes and still see a diamond inside a man's pocket-

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Mugs: Hey Cori, are you from Tennesse?

Cori: No, I'm from Hel-

Mugs: Cus' you're the only ten I see-

Cori: Aw Hon.. <3

Mugs: Wait, where did you say you were from?-

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Boris: There's a spider.

Elliott: Whatcha' want me to do?!-

Boris: Kill it!

Elliott: You saw it first! YOU KILL-

Boris: YOU'RE THE MAN-

Elliott, in a red dress and longer hair: Since when.-

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Cup: I SWEAR I'M GONNA FIND YOUR WEAK POINT AND BRING YOU DOWN!-

Cori: I have a name y'know. It's Corrina Dice.

Cup: Alright, Strawberry whore. I'm gonna bring you down!-

Cori: WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-

Cup: YOU OF COURSE-

Cori: NO YOU'RE NOT

Mugs: Excuse me, cOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN PLEASE?!-

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Bendy: Hey Boris, uh, pass the glock to Elliott over ther

Boris: ... *looks at him*

Elliott: :) *possibly has rabies-*

Boris: ... I don't want to-

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Cup: Holy fuckin' smokes dude *points to his shattered eye* My cut is insane- Shout out to my barber dawg-

Boris, holding a gun, teriffied-: eEP-

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Cori: Hey there, here to remind you to unclench your jaw!

Elliott, in the background: *Unhinges his jaw-*

Cori: And to rest those shoulders!

Elliott: *multiple bone cracking sounds-*

Cori: *covered the camera's view of him* Elliott-

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Bendy: WE MADE A MISTAKE-

Cup: WE TOOK OUR EYES OFF OF OUR LITTLE BROTHERS AND THEY FUCKIN' EVAPORATED-

Bendy: NOOOO-

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Mugs: My wife, she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest.

Cori: I am your wife-

Mugs: ... *heart meter go bRRR-*

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Fanny: Well, I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car.

Cori: Oh?

Fanny: Yeah, I just had to push Brute out-

Cori: ... And you did it, without showing me?-

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Mugs: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Cori, you'll kill me?

King Dice: Oh, no! If you hurt Cori, she'll kill you herself.

Mugs: What a woman 💖💖💖💖💙💙💙

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Elliott: I'm gonna use my demon powers to tell the future- *Looks at Bendy* I see great pain in your future-

Bendy: You're gonna punch me, aren't you.

Elliott: Yes-

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Aru: IT'S RATATOUILLE-

Elliott: HIS NAME IS REMI DUMBASS-

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Boris: You lil rascal! What'd you have to say for yourself?

Cori: ... Mrooww-

Boris: Mm. Understood. You are free of all crimes-

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Elliott: Let me give you a lil hug! *Hugs-*

Jason: Aw- Thank yo-

Elliott: HEHEHE- I GOT YOUR CREDIT CARD- HEHEHEHEHAHAHAH- *Skiddadles away-*

Jason: eLLIOTT-

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Boris: You are not putting buttons in my eyes!

Other Warden: Aw, bud. Don't ya miss us?

Boris: Orange.

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