Cup: Ma, Ma-
Hibiscus: Yes?
Cup: I like guys as well-
Hibiscus: Same-
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Hibiscus: Your father and I wanted to have a talk. Have you been getting into fights or having sex?
Mugs: No?
Mojito, voice cracking: I told you we were raising a pussy-
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Cup: Come to think of it Cori, I don't even know why we came to hell. I'm- I'm fine.
Elliott: What seems to be the problem?-
Cup: My heart's purple, my leg's inside out-
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Fanny: I said if I didn't become a star by 35, I was just gonna become a serial killer!
Sheba: ... Well girl how old are you, I'm getting nervous-
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Elliott: This is usually how I look because I wanna look more approachable and funny- plus magic supression. But I have a bigger version that doesn't hold anything back, Hello big me!
Some sort of abomination that can barely pass as human: Hello Elliott.
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Bendy: You keep saying I have no bitches.
Cup: Heh-
Bendy: BUT WHERE ARE YOURS?! WHERE ARE THEY. I DON'T SEE 'EM-
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Mugs: I know how to drop my pulse to zero, but only for 60 seconds, RUN- *falls to the ground*
Boria: WHAT THE FU-
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Cup: It can get weirder!- *offers his hand* I just wear baggy clothes cus' it's comfy
*hiding a trans flag behind him* No other reason-
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Fanny: Didn't you notice? His pocket was bulging.
Cori: Eh that could be a bag of gumdrops.
Fanny: No, it was a square buldge, like a box for a ring. I think he's got a present for me.
Cori: You know, I think you're the only girl in the world that can stand on a stage with a spotlight in your eyes and still see a diamond inside a man's pocket-
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Mugs: Hey Cori, are you from Tennesse?
Cori: No, I'm from Hel-
Mugs: Cus' you're the only ten I see-
Cori: Aw Hon.. <3
Mugs: Wait, where did you say you were from?-
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Boris: There's a spider.
Elliott: Whatcha' want me to do?!-
Boris: Kill it!
Elliott: You saw it first! YOU KILL-
Boris: YOU'RE THE MAN-
Elliott, in a red dress and longer hair: Since when.-
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Cup: I SWEAR I'M GONNA FIND YOUR WEAK POINT AND BRING YOU DOWN!-
Cori: I have a name y'know. It's Corrina Dice.
Cup: Alright, Strawberry whore. I'm gonna bring you down!-
Cori: WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-
Cup: YOU OF COURSE-
Cori: NO YOU'RE NOT
Mugs: Excuse me, cOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN PLEASE?!-
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Bendy: Hey Boris, uh, pass the glock to Elliott over ther
Boris: ... *looks at him*
Elliott: :) *possibly has rabies-*
Boris: ... I don't want to-
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Cup: Holy fuckin' smokes dude *points to his shattered eye* My cut is insane- Shout out to my barber dawg-
Boris, holding a gun, teriffied-: eEP-
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Cori: Hey there, here to remind you to unclench your jaw!
Elliott, in the background: *Unhinges his jaw-*
Cori: And to rest those shoulders!
Elliott: *multiple bone cracking sounds-*
Cori: *covered the camera's view of him* Elliott-
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Bendy: WE MADE A MISTAKE-
Cup: WE TOOK OUR EYES OFF OF OUR LITTLE BROTHERS AND THEY FUCKIN' EVAPORATED-
Bendy: NOOOO-
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Mugs: My wife, she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest.
Cori: I am your wife-
Mugs: ... *heart meter go bRRR-*
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Fanny: Well, I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car.
Cori: Oh?
Fanny: Yeah, I just had to push Brute out-
Cori: ... And you did it, without showing me?-
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Mugs: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Cori, you'll kill me?
King Dice: Oh, no! If you hurt Cori, she'll kill you herself.
Mugs: What a woman 💖💖💖💖💙💙💙
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Elliott: I'm gonna use my demon powers to tell the future- *Looks at Bendy* I see great pain in your future-
Bendy: You're gonna punch me, aren't you.
Elliott: Yes-
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Aru: IT'S RATATOUILLE-
Elliott: HIS NAME IS REMI DUMBASS-
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Boris: You lil rascal! What'd you have to say for yourself?
Cori: ... Mrooww-
Boris: Mm. Understood. You are free of all crimes-
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Elliott: Let me give you a lil hug! *Hugs-*
Jason: Aw- Thank yo-
Elliott: HEHEHE- I GOT YOUR CREDIT CARD- HEHEHEHEHAHAHAH- *Skiddadles away-*
Jason: eLLIOTT-
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Boris: You are not putting buttons in my eyes!
Other Warden: Aw, bud. Don't ya miss us?
Boris: Orange.
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