Axel: Lmao- when I was a kid, I was actually scared of those Bratz dolls! I dunno what was wrong with me—
Nyein: Misogynist!—
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Deana: Having fun? Whore.
Karma: Yeah, thanks man—
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Classic: but if i WAS a tree, you know what I would be?
Swap: A pine tree?
Classic: ... tree-mendous!—
Swap: You need help.
Blaire: Don't hate him just for goin' out on a LIMB!-
Swap: Stop.
Classic: I WAS JUST TRYING TO BRANCH OUT!—
Swap: N O .
Blaire: LEAF US ALONE—
Swap: I can't— where's my wife—
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Cyrus: Why do you want to bite people?
Cole: Some of you deserve it.
RM: Go for the jugular—
Fell: HON—
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Creme: I love you..
Karma, back when she was in prison and planned on making a public execution by herself: Yikes.—
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Gold: I will cast a spell so you can have a good day!
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Midnight: It is done!
Black: Burn the witch.—
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Dust: My mental illness is somehow my fault.
Horror: Mental illness can happen to anyone because the human body is a fucked up mess.
Killer: God had to nerf me because I was too powerful!—
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XChara: I hate setences.
Theo: Bro you just made one?-
XChara: I'm just hitting letters if you think I said something that's on you—
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Elli: U can control white people by giving them cheese!
Gal: But cheese is so good though?-
Elli: I got one!—
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Razz: Excuse me, miss! Have you ever been arrested?~
Raegan: Yeah, how could you tell?
Razz: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute.
Razz: But now I'm curious??
Raegan: Illegal making and use of bombs.—
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Tammy: What the fuck, people actually tell their crushes they like them???
Karma: What the hell do YOU do?—
Tammy: I dunno I die? What kinda question...—
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Birch: PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder??
Theo: I don't even know what to say here.
Theo: You know what. Yes, I do got pussy taste speldiferous disorder.
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Fright: How about respecting worms.
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Error: I'm so upset.
Ink: Why, what happened?
Error: Shut the fuck up.
Ink: Okay girl, fuck you, stay upset, I hope your day gets worse like actually—
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Shire: Garfield could eat me son
Leah: For clarification, you're saying he has the capability? Or that you'd be cool with it?
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Shire: Hi~<3
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Deana: *slaps a "For Sale" sticker on Karma* Slut for Sale, only 10 cents.
Killer: She's worth more than that!
Deana: Eleven cents.—
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Axel: Ughh... *Sits up after being possessed* I got too silly.
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Theo: *Falls in the shower* AGH FUCK—
Theo, trying to be more upbeat: Parkour.—
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Theo: *sobbing-*
Theo: *pats their own shoulder* It's gonna be okay dumb bitch—
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Theo: My phone's at 1 percent.. *sighs*
Yesenia: F.
Paint: Eat it!-
Gold: Charge it—
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Torment: Aren't you supposed to be asleep?
Cross: I dunno-
Cross: I'm supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint :]
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Jasper: I may be a bonehead but at least I can understand Donald Duck-
Sunberry: Like verbally or emotionally? :D
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Epic: Dearly bruhloved, we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie—
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Tammy: Fuck your zodiac sign! What's your favorite Minecraft wood??
Birch: I love the cow wood!
Leah: Bless her.
Raegan: Birch?
Birch: Yeah, that's my name?—
Theo: Who you callin' a bitch 🤨
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Exe: You fucked up.
Paint: I don't know what you're referring to but probably!—
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Blake: *inhales*
Blake: Ok, listen.
Blake: You're vibes were off to apple bee's.
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TK! Sans: Don't bring a knife to a knife fight!
Jikan: Yeah, bring a gun!—
TK! Sans: Don't even go, everyone there has knives— wait what?
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Theo: *Laughing at something*
Theo: Haha! Ok, back to suffering.
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Shire: I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm not gonna be honest with you—
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Blake: I'm not broke, I'm pre-rich—
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