Karma: FINE! I'M GUILTY! DEANA'S ACTUALLY THE ONE THAT DOES MY MAKEUP!
Oh and I killed those people-
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Karma: HOLY SHIT GIRL QUEEN PUSSY BOSS– Your boyfriend's fucking ugly. You wanna be my girlfriend instead?–
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Deana: SHUT UP. *Wielding a knife and on the goddamn counter, looking at the figure at the window* I'M SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW YOU SHUT UP–
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Black: Do something that I was not willing to do all those years ago...
Karma: Uh huh... Fufill our stories, right?
Black: No... Get some fucking therapy. *Dies-*
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BBY! Theo: What does it mean when it says "AU backstories"?
Paint: It means that you skip it and move on– especially if it's in the "Villains" tag–
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Karma: Hey- Hey Deana- Look-
Deana: ?.
Karma: *Spilled ketchup on her white shirt* Look, I'm Lucy— *gets decked in the face-*
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Deana: Karma I swear to whatever God that exists, I will LITERALLY MAKE YOUR TITS COSPLAY YOUR EYES IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Karma: Hah! I don't have– ohwaitthat'sthepoint–
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Exe: Does immaturely annoying me make you feel better about your sad, single, life?
Novel: It actually does lmao–
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Leah: Hey hey!~ Good morning!~
Fright: Good morning..
RM: Mornin'.
Deana: Morning.
Leah: Geeeezzz You guys are like robots! Spice it up a lit—
Dysnomia: *literally comes flying into the room, obviously one of her inventions exploded on her* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS–
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Killer: Everybody always be like "Kills how'd you bag a baddie???" "How'd you bag that baddie bro??" I didn't bag shit.
Karma picked me up by my neck, threw me over her shoulder, and I've been on there ever since. And I have no plans getting off any time soon—
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Fell: What are you gonna do?! You gonna walk all the way back to the castle?!
RM: I WILL DO ANYTHING IF IT GETS ME AWAY FROM YOU!—
Theo: CHILDREN! CHILDREN! CHILDREN. This interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it's getting very stale and we've still got a long drive ahead of us. So, why don't you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?
Fell: WOAH!!—
RM: You are way off base, buddy!!—
Theo: Oohh spare me, spare me, spare me! Yes, yes, he's a brute. I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and, gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but, admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack.
