A/N: I may be writing this while drunk... is this a good idea? Probably not! Should I stop making chapters while drunk? Probably!
ScrapTrap:
What is WAP?
Scrap Baby:
I told you to not ask questions and just listen to it!
Lefty:
WAP! LMAO
Molten Freddy:
Is he gonna do the dance too?
Scraptrap:
WHAT IS THIS SHIT? WET ASS WHAT?
Scrap Baby:
PUSSY!
Molten Freddy:
GET A BUCKET AND A MOP!
Lefty:
MACARONI IN A POT!
Scrap Trap:
This is why I only listen to Chap-Hop!
Pan Stan:
CHAP-HOP IS THE SHIT!
No. 1 Crate:
And this is why people think we're trash...
Pigpatch:
You're literally called Trash and the Gang... of course people think you're trash... plus, you are literal trash.
Rockstar Freddy:
PLEASE DEPOSIT FIVE COINS!
Nedd Bear:
NO ONE HAS COINS!
Lefty:
Does he eat them?
Scrap Baby:
Pretty sure he does... I could give him ice cream instead!
Molten Freddy:
Can you still do that?
Scrap Baby:
... I don't know.
Rockstar Chica:
Where did the other guy go?
Scraptrap:
I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK! WET ASS PUSSY, MAKE THAT PULLOUT GAME WEAK!
Scrap Baby:
OK... I regret telling him to listen to that... STOP!
Scraptrap:
YEAH YOU FUCKING WITH SOME WET ASS PUSSY!
(Scrap Baby muted Scraptrap)
Molten Freddy:
You muted him because of something you did!
Scrap Baby:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Nedd Bear:
I wanted to see him keep going!
Rockstar Chica:
That was... something...
Rockstar Freddy:
COINS? COINS!
Pigpatch:
SHUT UP!
No. 1 Crate:
Does he have a coin addiction?
Pan Stan:
Probably... it seems like an issue.
Lefty:
IT IS AN ISSUE!
Molten Freddy:
Why not just give him coins?
Pigpatch:
DO YOU HAVE ANY BECAUSE WE DON'T!
Nedd Bear:
I mean... there should be some around here... right?
Pan Stan:
Good luck finding them... I tried last week because he was getting on my nerves...
No. 1 Crate:
Does anyone think that egg thing is weird? Have you guys seen it?
Scrap Baby:
Egg?
Molten Freddy:
LIKE EGGS BENEDICT?
Lefty:
FUCKING WHAT?
Scrap Baby:
... Oh... forgot you guys wouldn't get it...
Rockstar Chica:
NO SHIT!
Molten Freddy:
His body was gross by the end...
Scrap Baby:
We should've thought about that...
Nedd Bear:
EXCUSE ME?
Pigpatch:
WERE YOU INSIDE A MAN?
Pan Stan:
That just sounds wrong...
No. 1 Crate:
LMFAO, inside a man!
Lefty:
I don't even wanna know anymore.
(Pigpatch unmuted Scraptrap)
Scrap Baby:
I THOUGHT ONLY I COULD DO THAT! SHIT!
Scraptrap:
I WANT YOU TO TOUCH THAT LIL' DANGLY THING THAT SWING IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT!
Molten Freddy:
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Scraptrap:
It's the sexual things young people do and listen to...
Nedd Bear:
Remove him...
Scrap Baby:
FUCKING GLADLY!
Pigpatch:
NO!
Scrap Baby:
WHY CAN'T I REMOVE HIM!
Pan Stan:
Seems like your power to do so has been removed...
Pigpatch:
BY ME FUCKER!
Scrap Baby:
SCREW YOU!
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