FNAF1 (17)

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A/N: MOVIE SPOILERS! Kind of...
I warned you, so you can't get pissed at me in the comments.

Freddy:
... I'M SAD!
Bonnie:
I'm Bonnie.
Golden Freddy:
... No shit Bonnie...
Mike:
... What's wrong Freddy?
Freddy:
THANK YOU FOR NOTICING MIKE!
Foxy:
... Just say what's wrong.
Freddy:
KIDS DON'T LIKE ME!
Chica:
We all know that Freddy. You suck.
Foxy:
... HE'S SOBBING! SHUT HIM UP!
Golden Freddy:
... MY NAME IS FLO AND I WORK IN A BUTTON FACTORY!
Bonnie:
YOUR NAME IS FLO? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!
Chica:
I'VE GOT A BOSS WHO JUST GETS MEANER BY THE YEAR!
Mike:
ONE DAY HE SAID, "HEY FLO. ARE YOU BUSY?" I SAID NO!
Golden Freddy:
HE REPLIED, "THEN PUSH THIS BUTTON HERE WITH YOUR RIGHT FINGER!"
Freddy:
YAY!
Foxy:
Oh my God... That fucking worked? That's stupid.
Golden Freddy:
I'm willing to bet he's dancing now...
Chica:
Yep, he is.
Mike:
I used to dance to that with my siblings and Charlie.
Golden Freddy:
... LMAO, you suck at dancing though.
Mike:
FUCK OFF!
Foxy:
Are we just going to ignore Bonnie's stupid comment? It's a damn song idiot.
Bonnie:
... But, he said his name is Flo...
Foxy:
LYRICS STUPID!
Golden Freddy:
Hey Mike... Did Starbucks ever fix your name on your orders? 😂
Mike:
NO!
Foxy:
... How did they fuck up your name? Mike isn't that hard.
Mike:
THEY PUT MIKE APPLETON!
Chica:
Look on the bright side... It disconnects you from your father.
Mike:
Didn't think of that... OK, Appleton can stay.
(Vanessa has entered the chat)
Mike:
... What the hell?
Vanessa:
... How the fuck did I get here?
Freddy:
... Is that Afton's daughter?
Mike:
NO! I only have one sister named Elizabeth... and she's dead.
Vanessa:
... I think this is the wrong timeline.
Golden Freddy:
... Oh God.
(Abby has joined the chat)
Abby:
MY FRIENDS!
Mike:
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
Abby:
... I'm your sister.
Vanessa:
... Oh my God... I'm so fucking confused.
Abby:
... Can we make a fort again?
Chica:
Again? Honestly, sounds fun.
Foxy:
Hell yeah!
Vanessa:
... Use the tables. That'll make it more sturdy. Use table cloths for the top/ceiling.
Mike:
Honestly... Let's do it. Forget about this confusion for a while.
Freddy:
YAY! FORT!
Abby:
... Hold on. Mike, who's Afton?
Mike:
... No one.
Vanessa:
Don't worry about that.
Bonnie:
William Afton is a piece of shit who murders children and he's the reason we're all possessed by ghost children because well... He killed us. WOOHOO!
Golden Freddy:
BONNIE! SHUT UP!
Mike:
Oh my fucking God.
Abby:
I mean... I knew you were ghosts but... OK.
(William Afton has entered the chat)
William:
I always come back.
Mike:
FUCK OFF!
Freddy:
FUCK YOU!
Vanessa:
... This just keeps getting worse...
William:
... Hold on... What the fuck is this?
Abby:
... No one knows.
Mike:
... When did you have another kid?
William:
I didn't.
Vanessa:
... Oh thank God. LMAO
Foxy:
... Are we going to build that fort or?...
Chica:
We can... After he leaves.
Golden Freddy:
Good bye piece of shit.
(Golden Freddy removed William Afton from the chat)
Bonnie:
... Why does he always remind us that he "ALWAYS COMES BACK"?
Mike:
... He's stupid.
Abby:
FORT!
Vanessa:
... Damn. OK then. After that though... I'm getting my ass out of here. Before I somehow got here, I was trying to deal with a fight between two customers... It was stupid as fuck.
Mike:
... Tell me about it later. I'm honestly curious.
Freddy:
... I broke the table...
Chica:
... The table? That was five tables Freddy.
Vanessa:
On second thought... Good bye.
(Vanessa has left the chat)
Abby:
... This didn't go well.
Mike:
No... No it didn't.
Golden Freddy:
Listen... Abby, you seem great, but this confusion of who the hell you are is starting to make my head hurt so... I'll see you in a different timeline, alright?
Abby:
Fair enough.
(Abby has left the chat)
Mike:
HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?
Chica:
Hey Mike... Sounds like a timeline where you aren't related to Afton.
Mike:
... HELL YEAH! I will now be transporting there and staying... PERMANENTLY!
Bonnie:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MIKEY!
Foxy:
Bonnie, you're making it worse.
Mike:
Honestly... Ew.
Chica:
Mike... Stay and I'll make you pizza.
Mike:
OK... I'm staying!

A/N: What the actual fuck was that shit?

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