A/N: So, ages ago, someone asked me why I haven't done FNAF3, and I said it's because I don't like that game and if I tried to write chapters for it, they would suck because I'd put in no effort.
I've decided to do it anyway... so prepare for pure shit because I really don't like this game. LMFAO
Phantom Foxy:
AAAAAAAAAGH!
Springtrap:
WHAT? FUCKING WHAT?
Phantom Foxy:
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
Phantom Freddy:
Is it that we aren't real or solid, and the only one that is is the crusty old man in the suit?
Springtrap:
HEY!
Phantom Mangle:
Your existence caused there to be no Phantom Bonnie!
Phantom Balloon Boy:
... BONNIE! 😭
Phantom Chica:
Shut up...
Phantom Puppet:
LMFAO, you look like a fucking watermelon.
Phantom Foxy:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. LOL
Phantom Chica:
You all fucking suck!
Springtrap:
Do you guys hear kids? I hear them everywhere, but I can't find them.
Phantom Puppet:
... should we tell him?
Phantom Freddy:
No... let him just lose his mind.
Phantom Mangle:
He killed kids... he lost it a long time ago.
Phantom Foxy:
... this place smells like shit. Like, mold or something.
Phantom Freddy:
I mean... look around. The place looks like shit.
Springtrap:
WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING KIDS?
Phantom Puppet:
Why is he running like that?
Phantom Balloon Boy:
Why do I have a craving for batteries? Mmm, batteries. 🔋
Phantom Mangle:
HOLD THE FUCK UP? If we're phantoms, are we dead?
Phantom Puppet:
Animatronics can't die... well, not like humans can... wait, what the fuck are we?
Springtrap:
I thought you were all the dead kids... but it wouldn't make sense...
Phantom Foxy:
... EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! AAAAAAAAAAGH!
Phantom Chica:
... is the guard going to eat that hot dog?
Phantom Mangle:
Why? Do you want it?
Phantom Chica:
Ew... fuck no. It's just been sitting there for a while and it looks gross.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
Anyone want to play with the box of parts with me?
Springtrap:
Ask that out loud. It might lure the kids here... bring me those kids.
Phantom Freddy:
WHOA! That sounds weird.
Phantom Foxy:
So he can kill them dumbass... what were you thinking?
Phantom Freddy:
... nothing.
Springtrap:
DAMN IT! WHERE ARE THOSE KIDS?
Phantom Mangle:
... yep, he's lost it.
Phantom Puppet:
So... I'm the Marionette, but a phantom version. Am I the ghost of the animatronic, or am I Charlie? WHAT THE FUCK?
Phantom Freddy:
Who the actual fuck is Charlie?
Phantom Chica:
How could an animatronic have a ghost if it's not a living being?
Phantom Puppet:
So... I'm Charlie then... right?
Phantom Mangle:
SHIT! I DON'T KNOW!
Springtrap:
KIDS! KIDS! KIDS! MUST MURDER KIDS!
Phantom Freddy:
Damn he's stiff... look at his arms.
Phantom Mangle:
... why is he beating the wall?
Springtrap:
The kids are in here!
Phantom Foxy:
THERE ARE NO KIDS! DAMN!
Springtrap:
... what?
Phantom Chica:
Wow... he's so fucking still.
Phantom Foxy:
It's just an audio lure...
Springtrap:
You're fucking lying! KIDS! MUST KILL KIDS!
Phantom Puppet:
WILLIAM! THERE ARE NO FUCKING KIDS!
Phantom Balloon Boy:
Who the fuck is William?
Phantom Mangle:
... The duck in the suit!
Phantom Chica:
There's a duck in a suit?
Phantom Mangle:
I MEANT DICK! LMAO
Phantom Balloon Boy:
No... that's Springtrap.
Phantom Puppet:
... He's literally called that because he's trapped in a springlock suit... I think. His name is William Afton idiot.
Phantom Freddy:
I'm still confused. He's a duck?
Phantom Mangle:
I MEANT DICK! SHUT UP!
Phantom Freddy:
Oh... makes sense.
Phantom Chica:
They literally already said that...
Phantom Freddy:
I DIDN'T SEE IT 😭
Phantom Foxy:
You're stupid.
Springtrap:
KIDS!
Phantom Mangle:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
YOU ARE READING
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