FNAF1 (13)

163 10 1
                                    

Mike:
I TOOK A WRONG TURN AND I'M NOW IN MURDERVILLE!
Chica:
LMAO, how did you take a wrong turn?
Mike:
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M GONNA DIE! SHIT!
Freddy:
Murderville? Where's that?
Mike:
It's not a real place dumb fuck!
Freddy:
Oh...
Bonnie:
It's a series... LMAO
Foxy:
That sounds stupid.
Mike:
I'm gonna be fucking late... there's a clown out here who's trying to slash my tires. Don't be stupid.
Golden Freddy:
... Bonnie, Freddy, that's a message for you two specifically.
Bonnie:
I'M NOT STUPID!
Foxy:
You're dancing with a fucking chair... yes, you are.
Chica:
Mike, are you bringing the cookie dough?
Mike:
Yes... but I'm tempted to throw it at this clown so he'll go away...
Chica:
NO!
Mike:
I'm blasting country music... LMAO, HE FUCKING RAN AWAY!
Foxy:
Fair enough. Country sucks.
Freddy:
NO IT DOESN'T!
Golden Freddy:
Your opinions are shit...
Freddy:
YOU LISTEN TO CLASSICAL SHIT! SHUT UP!
Golden Freddy:
And heavy metal...
Mike:
LMAO, such different genres.
Chica:
Mike... last week, I caught you listening to fucking kid's music.
Mike:
LMAO, I was waiting for someone to notice.
Bonnie:
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!
Mike:
Please shut the fuck up. I only did that as a joke.
Foxy:
MIKE! HURRY UP! FREDDY BROKE A TABLE!
Freddy:
IT'S A TALABLA!
Foxy:
Talabla?
Mike:
I'm here... and I dropped the fucking cookie dough.
Chica:
NOOOOO! THE COOKIE DOUGH!
Mike:
It's in a package! Calm down!
Bonnie:
MIKE IS HERE! YAY!
Golden Freddy:
Why are you cheering like a kid at a magic show? LMAO, you see him almost every night.
Freddy:
MIKEY!
Mike:
Definitely not...
Chica:
COOKIE TIME!
Freddy:
Oatmeal raisin... right?
Mike:
CHOCOLATE CHIP!
Foxy:
... raisins are shit.
Chica:
I agree.
Golden Freddy:
Craisins are the shit though.
Mike:
... I respect that opinion.
Freddy:
What if they're chocolate covered raisins?
Chica:
Slightly better.
Mike:
Still no.
Freddy:
Yogurt covered raisins?
Mike:
I JUST FUCKING HATE RAISINS! DAMN!
Foxy:
LMFAO.
Golden Freddy:
... where did Bonnie go?
Bonnie:
I'm catching rats.
Mike:
FUCKING WHAT?
Bonnie:
Customers have been complaining about rats near their pizza, so I've been trying to help and catch the rats.

Chica:
This place is so fucking gross.
Foxy:
I can't believe we loved it so much.
Golden Freddy:
... it's been getting worse over time.
Mike:
Yeah... Fredbear's Family Diner wasn't this bad. Well, it was good until the bite of 83...
Golden Freddy:
And who's fault was that?
Mike:
...
Golden Freddy:
That was supposed to be a joke but... I think I went too far... sorry. LMAO
Mike:
...
Chica:
Mike... stop staring at the wall and let's make cookies!
Mike:
... cookies. Yeah, cookies!
Golden Freddy:
... I fucked up.
Foxy:
YOU THINK?
Bonnie:
THERE ARE FIVE RATS IN HERE!
Freddy:
Ew...
Foxy:
There was a rat trying to chew on my wiring yesterday.
Mike:
What I'm hearing is... we need to protect these cookies with our lives!
Foxy:
Oh, I see how it is! Protect the cookies! FUCK MY WIRING!
Mike:
Yes. I'm so glad we're on the same page!
Foxy:
... asshole.
Golden Freddy:
LMFAO

FNAF group chatWhere stories live. Discover now