Pizzeria Simulator (9)

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Scrap Baby:
SHUT UP! FUCKING STOP!
Molten Freddy:
IT'S BITCH'S FAULT!
Lefty:
So... she broke Helpy?
Scrap Baby:
NO I DIDN'T!
Molten Freddy:
Well... Peepaw broke him but... it's still her fault.
Lefty:
That makes no fucking sense.
Funtime Chica:
Honestly... did she force him to do it?
Helpy:
I'm not fucking broken and Baby did nothing.
Molten Freddy:
You guys are no fun!
Scraptrap:
I did throw him though... Haha
Helpy:
You're a dick...
Happy Frog:
That type of language coming out of an adorable bear is unsettling.
Helpy:
DON'T FUCKING CALL ME ADORABLE!
Scrap Baby:
You're cute as hell though.
Helpy:
I'M A FUCKING THREAT!
Lefty:
BULLSHIT! You cried yesterday because I killed a fly...
Helpy:
IT PROBABLY HAD A FUCKING FAMILY!
Rockstar Foxy:
WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP! The restaurant decided to sell fucking soup since it's winter but the flavor is... PUMPKIN APPLE!
Scraptrap:
That sounds fucking gross.
Lefty:
It is... Alice told me.
Molten Freddy:
Do you still have that fucking kid?
Lefty:
Of course not... she visits me when she comes. She was here yesterday.
Scrap Baby:
Is that who I saw run over to you? LMAO, I was wondering who that was.
Lefty:
I'd introduce her to you but... you'd try to kill her.
Scrap Baby:
It's Afton's fault.
Scraptrap:
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
Scrap Baby:
I WAS PROGRAMMED TO KILL KIDS DAD! YOU FUCKING DID THAT!
Helpy:
Aren't you a soul though?
Scrap Baby:
Yeah but... I think the programming has fused with me and now... I'm all sorts of fucked up.
Lefty:
Exactly. I don't think you'd want to kill the kid but...
Scrap Baby:
Not sure if I could resist. Yeah... keep Alice away.
Happy Frog:
Sounds like a you problem...
Scrap Baby:
SHUT UP BITCH! I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!
Molten Freddy:
But... you're Bitch.
Scraptrap:
I can't get over how they're selling SOUP at a pizzeria.
Rockstar Foxy:
And it's just that shitty flavor. Nothing else.
Funtime Chica:
People are buying it though. Not sure why though.
Helpy:
Curiosity. Either way, an employee just tried it and began vomiting. Fucking gross.
Happy Frog:
It can't be that bad. It sounds festive!
Scrap Baby:
FESTIVE?
Happy Frog:
Yes... dumb fuck. Like, Thanksgiving or Christmas night.
Scrap Baby:
Sounds like a shitty Thanksgiving.
Lefty:
Not as bad as that year when our families had Thanksgiving together.
Scraptrap:
How do you even remember that?
Lefty:
... I don't know but I wish I didn't.
Scrap Baby:
Was that when Mike pissed on something to piss off my dad?
Scraptrap:
No... that was Christmas and he pissed on the tree.
Scrap Baby:
LMFAO, oh yeah.
Lefty:
No... Thanksgiving is when I watched your dad "accidentally" kiss my dad.
Scraptrap:
I WAS DRUNK!
Scrap Baby:
BULLSHIT!
Molten Freddy:
Damn... dysfunctional.
Rockstar foxy:
YOU FUCKING THINK?
Funtime Chica:
Why don't you three hate each other?
Lefty:
I hate Afton... we kind of have to co-exist though.
Scrap Baby:
I want to hate him but... THIS DAMN PROGRAMMING!
Lefty:
I want to hate you because of that but... that's not your fault.
Molten Freddy:
YES IT IS! EVERYTHING IS BITCH'S FAULT!
Scrap Baby:
FUCKING STOP! NO IT ISN'T!
Lefty:
Damn... leave her alone.
Scraptrap:
No... don't. Maybe if she's mad enough, she'll kill that Alice kid.
Lefty:
DON'T FUCK WITH ALICE!
Scrap Baby:
Yeah... Alice didn't do anything.
Happy Frog:
Says the one who doesn't think they could resist killing her.
Scrap Baby:
I'll kill you instead... just to fill that murderous void...
Rockstar Foxy:
Can I help? Her voice and laugh are annoying.
Scrap Baby:
Hell yeah.
Lefty:
WOOHOO! MURDER!
Scraptrap:
I'm shocked you're excited about it... I mean, considering how you died.
Lefty:
William... fuck off.
Molten Freddy:
I'm joining... LET'S ALL KILL HAPPY FROG!
Helpy:
FUCK YES!

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