FNAF group chat

Sister Location (15)

Funtime Freddy:
Can't wait to meet you
Ballora:
So join the animatronic family
Funtime Foxy:
We open real soon
Bon-Bon:
Try your best to hold onto sanity
Lolbit:
Come get to know me
Bonnet:
And you won't wanna leave after tonight
Yendo:
Down here, we're lonely
Baby:
And we would love you to join us for a bite!
Eggs:
WHY DID I WALK IN ON ALL OF YOU SINGING THAT IN UNISON?
Lolbit:
What? Did you not like it?
Eggs:
I feel like I just walked into a cult... and Baby is the damn leader.
Baby:
Accurate... This is definitely a cult.
Funtime Freddy:
WHY CAN'T I BE THE LEADER? 😭
Bonnet:
Because you suck.
Ballora:
Damn... She's not wrong, but that was brutal.
Bon-Bon:
And you all call me a little shit.
Bonnet:
Because you are.
Funtime Foxy:
Who shit in your shoes this morning?
Bonnet:
No one... Honesty just hurts sometimes. Also, some of you need a wake up call.
Lolbit:
Honestly, you're not wrong.
Bonnet:
You aren't as funny as you think you are.
Lolbit:
Oh... I know. I laugh to hide the pain...
Eggs:
... THE FUCK? None of that depressing bullshit!
Bonnet:
Mike... You literally get paid to do nothing... What is your job supposed to be anyway.
Eggs:
I entertain you idiots... That's not easy.
Baby:
Fair enough.
Bonnet:
You're controlling... Get over yourself.
Baby:
... Not gonna lie... that kind of hurt. I'm not that awful... right?
Funtime Freddy:
I don't call you Bitch for no reason.
Ballora:
... You're an ass.
Baby:
... me or him? LMAO
Ballora:
Him...
Bonnet:
... You're the only one here who's fine.
Lolbit:
LMAO, are you sure. She hides off in a dark room and avoids us and never has fun... She's not perfect.
Ballora:
That's far from the truth.
Lolbit:
She also hates me...
Ballora:
NO I DON'T! DAMN!
Yendo:
NO MORE INSULTS! I have an idea... Lolbit, do it!
Eggs:
... Oh no... Do what?
(Lolbit has added Grace to the chat)
Eggs:
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT LOLBIT! NO!
Baby:
How did you even get her number?
Lolbit:
I was playing Fruit Ninja on Mike's phone last week and he got a text from her, so I got her number that way.
Grace:
Fruit Ninja is the shit though.
Lolbit:
I KNOW RIGHT? Also... YOU STOLE MY MAN!
Eggs:
LOLBIT NO!
Grace:
Mike... what is this and why are you losing your shit? LMAO
Funtime Freddy:
Because he doesn't want us to scare you away...
Bon-Bon:
BOO! ... Did it work?
Baby:
... I just want you to know that I am Mike's sister... LMAO, has he told you about our chaotic family.
Eggs:
DAMN IT ELIZABETH! NO!
Grace:
... Now I want to know...
Eggs:
... If I tell you, you promise to not lock me in a mental hospital, run away screaming or anything else... right?
Grace:
... Mike, my cousin was one of the missing kids... I've done some research. I know more than you think.
Funtime Foxy:
Oh shit... Guys, no murder jokes.
Ballora:
... did you really have to say that?
Funtime Freddy:
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Yendo:
Freddy no...
Grace:
Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Funtime Freddy:
YES!
Eggs:
... I think we're all learning a lot about each other today...
Baby:
Grace... Which missing kid was your cousin?
Grace:
It was Gabriel. He ended up shoved into Freddy... Right?
Eggs:
... WHAT RESEARCH DID YOU DO? DAMN
Grace:
Let's just say... I did some illegal shit.
Ballora:
Join the club... We all have.
Bonnet:
ARSON!
Eggs:
NO!
Bonnet:
I was just giving an example... There isn't a fire.
Funtime Foxy:
There better not be... You're under my stage.
Bonnet:
... there's no fire...
Grace:
... I'm gonna get out of this chat so you can do your job Mike. We can talk over coffee later.
(Grace has left the chat)
Lolbit:
Thank God the whore is gone...
Eggs:
DAMN IT! I SMELL FIRE!
Baby:
... that certainly was odd...
Ballora:
Are you shocked? We've seen weirder.
Baby:
... true.