A/N: I'll post an extra chapter on Thursday or something to make up for the missed weekend. A lot of shit happened and it's a long ass story that no one needs to hear about.
Scrap Baby:
STOP MAKING SHITTY DAD JOKES!
Scraptrap:
Two guys walked into a bar... the third guy ducked!
Molten Freddy:
I CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING WEEZ LAUGHING! SHUT UP OLD MAN!
Scraptrap:
What's brown and sticky? A STICK!
Lefty:
PULL THE DAMN PLUG ALREADY! FUCKING DIE!
Scraptrap:
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Scrap Baby:
FUCK OFF!
Mr. Hippo:
Don't you just love the young children these days. Well, there was this one time where Orville and I were at the park feeding the ducks again. A group of kiddies joined us and one sat on my knee as I told them stories from the war.
Rockstar Chica:
OH MY GOD! JUST FUCK ORVILLE ALREADY!
Orville Elephant:
Ahh yes... Those bright, young souls. I remember one that wanted to be a fireman... such a lovely lad.
Molten Freddy:
LAD?
Lefty:
I almost miss the dad jokes...
Rockstar Bonnie:
EVERYONE SHUT UP! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION! Can you get someone pregnant when doing anal?
Helpy:
FUCKING WHAT?
Scraptrap:
... I fucking hate young people.
Lefty:
Says the one who was claiming to still be young five days ago...
Scrap Baby:
The answer to that stupid ass question is... FUCKING NO!
Mr. Hippo:
LITTLE SAMMY! He wanted to be a plumber... I told him that he could reach his goal if he really wanted it. I helped him feed the ducks because he was scared but by the end, he wanted a pet duck! Oh, how things change overtime.
Helpy:
They're still going?
Rockstar Chica:
I just want to see how long they can ignore our conversation and keep this shit up.
Lefty:
We never learned the fireman kid's name...
Rockstar Bonnie:
Let's call him Beepus.
Scrap Baby:
That name is fucking awful.
Molten Freddy:
I'm still confused about why you asked that damn question.
Rockstar Bonnie:
Because someone said that the two old farts should fuck... so I was thinking that since they both have dicks, they would do anal and I'm just worried about one of them getting pregnant.
Rockstar Chica:
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Scrap Baby:
Glad the third old fart isn't joining in... LMAO
Lefty:
No... according to you, he was looking at my dad's ass...
Scrap Baby:
I'M NOT WRONG! They definitely had a thing for each other.
Molten Freddy:
Not this shit again...
Scraptrap:
I NEVER FUCKED HENRY!
Lefty:
SEE! CASE FUCKING CLOSED!
Scrap Baby:
DON'T BELIEVE AN OLD ASS WHO IS FAR PAST THE POINT OF BEING SAVED BY LIFE ALERT!
Rockstar Bonnie:
I'VE FALLEN... AND I CAN'T GET UP! *violently coughs* I ALWAYS COME BACK!
Scraptrap:
If anyone needs life alert, it's Helpy. How many times has he fallen while trying to jump into the ball pit?
Helpy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Orville Elephant:
When all of the ducks had gone, I remember I entertained the kids with magic tricks! Abracadabra... poof, there was a rabbit in my hat and a coin behind the ear of Pamela Stuart.
Rockstar Chica:
ABRACAFUCKYOU! CLICKITY CLACK, CLICKITY CLUCK... DO ME A FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Rockstar Bonnie:
If a man gets pregnant, how does it come out? Out of their ass?
Lefty:
No... they squeeze it out of their dick.
Scraptrap:
HOW CAN A ROBOT BE SO STUPID?
Scrap Baby:
Have any of the Bonnie's ever been smart?
Lefty:
No... especially Toy Bonnie. HE COULDN'T FUCKING COUNT DOWN!
Molten Freddy:
... are you fucking serious?
Mr. Hippo:
THey all loved my stories about war and history... and my childhood. I told them about the tree I fell out of and almost died... Ha, fun times.
Lefty:
Yes... I'm being fucking serious. This dumbass thought it was... 6, 7, 5, 3, 4, 2, 1!
Scraptrap:
That's ridiculous... Bon-Bon was smart though...
Molten Freddy:
HE BIT EVERYONE!
Scrap Baby:
He also stole a lot of shit.
Scraptrap:
Note to self... Bonnie's are failures.
Rockstar Bonnie:
I AM RIGHT FUCKING HERE!
Rockstar Chica:
WE KNOW! NO ONE CARES!
Orville Elephant:
Oh, the big tree in your back yard with the red berries. Those sweet, sweet berries we used to make pies! We made such good pies in the summer.
Helpy:
Someone remove them... this story is getting old.
Scraptrap:
Why do nurses like red crayons? Because they have to sometimes draw blood.
Lefty:
REMOVE HIM TOO! NO MORE OLD FUCKS!
Molten Freddy:
Remove Rockstar Bonnie too... he's fucking stupid.
Rockstar Bonnie:
I'm gonna come beat your ass...
Molten Freddy:
TRY ME BITCH!
Rockstar Bonnie:
YOU LOOK LIKE BURNT FUCKING NOODLES! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!
Scrap Baby:
... this is what we have to deal with?
Lefty:
... yes.
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